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  1. Win a Macbook Pro from @DealsPlus. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB @RyanMcGreal I'm right there with you.
  2. If you didn't win in this year's HMAs consider this a second chance! http://bit.ly/4GUOuM
  3. I'd like a snow day please
  4. RT @mobilesyrup: WIND Mobile to offer “Unlimited plans, no contracts, no hidden fees, no catches” http://bit.ly/7LT20f
  5. All of our agents are currently assisting other customers. If you would like to hold, stay on the line or press 1 to leave a message.
  6. Stop reading valleywag, it rots your brain.
  7. Video: My Misson after apple school is to win the rodeo. http://tumblr.com/xas4j475n
  8. 30 Rock is so funny it makes my stomach hurt
  9. RT @Lucers: Why does a community access station - @cable14 - have their tweets locked? - Good Question!
  10. @HellboundMetal shit! You Ok?
  11. Totally forgot I packed some fuzzy peaches in my lunch. That made my day. Angry face is now gone.
  12. @e_n HIGH FIVE!
  13. @kitestring One of my favourite stories. Yertle is actually based on Hitler but your idea works too.
  14. @mobilesyrup I'm getting a malware warning when trying to visit the site.
  15. I'd love to see the Bills play tonight but not for that price. $99 cheap seats fuck that.
  16. I'm sorry, I don't know any magic tricks.
  17. RT @qterback5: Yesterday was the beginning of the road to the 2010 Grey Cup! Back n gym for off-season workouts.
  18. My shoes are so squeaky. Sounds like I'm walking on crunchy snow.
  19. @terrellowens Welcome to Canada!
  20. Video: Don’t jerk off to this http://tumblr.com/xas4ej64a