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  1. @sheenasays Entirely an absurdity, just like the Monty Python sketch, oh fishy, fishy, fish!
  2. There are 2 types of people in this world: those who Google this video, and those who aardvark. http://bit.ly/eucyP
  3. So fish sticks and bourbon. Lunch of the saints.
  4. Please to note: I can still drink as much booze as I want on Fridays. (Under "Western practice") Must be a cowboy Pope thing.
  5. Huh! I had it all wrong! Friday is still a day of fasting/penance year-round for Catholics. Fish for lunch! http://tinyurl.com/2y25lw
  6. Well...it's official. I'm going to have to sell my BlogHer ticket due to no money to get or stay in Chicago. Stay tuned for details.
  7. That's not where babies come from, Sweetie; that's where jewelry comes from. #punchline
  8. @PSoTD your not you're
  9. @PSoTD Wait. You're church has nude funerals with finger painting? What kind of twisted world do you inhabit?
  10. @FairlyOddMother *SNORT!*
  11. R/T @PSoTD Great, I've had 5 tweets about it and I'm already the "go-to" guy on the subject of nude funerals on Twitter.
  12. @PSoTD Darn. Spray paint?
  13. And some say that everything that could be said has already been said. Pshaw! Some people don't use Twitter!
  14. @PSoTD I'm bringing Sharpies to your nude funeral.
  15. shaheen jafargholi http://bit.ly/nl4cj
  16. Is that the kid from Britain's Got Talent?
  17. Follow @mayopie for the alternative eulogy.
  18. @FairlyOddMother What do you mean my priorities are screwed up? I drive a Prius to the mall, I'll have you know.
  19. @amalah Not if you fondle the cable guy. I mean, not that I've ever resorted to such measures instead of paying.
  20. The entire time Brooke Shields was speaking, I kept wishing someone would hand her a barrette so she'd stop fussing with her hair.