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  1. Had a most ridiculous night for no good reason and I became more drunk and destroyed than I've been in literally forever. I don't even know.
  2. Watching a 20 something bartender boy hit on his 19 year old coworker bitch is a whole type of ridic awkward awful situation. Life is ridic.
  3. This Bartenderess just gave us vodka and water instead of tonic. WTF. That is an epic fail. We probably need it but that's not the point.
  4. @organprinter how do you even have class on Sunday? And CAD no less? That's dedication.
  5. @imsoapee usually eggs are ok for a bit after their expiration date if you don't wanna cook all 18 today...you could also use em for baking?
  6. @pixeltopia oh me too, I've been trying to think about ever since they announced it, but so far I'm still not sure...I better figure it out!
  7. Lazy. Still in bed. Thought there were brunch plans but no one called me so oh well. Maybe I'll do something w/my afternoon...or maybe not.
  8. @louispeitzman I hope she's basing her life on Willow.
  9. "I'm a bisexual, Wiccan Jew and I hate my mom." - my friend's coworker. Sounds like a real awesome girl.
  10. #lastfm #love Bulletproof by La Roux http://bit.ly/GqWS
  11. @joeyguerra where in the world are you??
  12. @elsoba lol I don't remember that phone call, but I was with people more likely to call you than her so I imagine it was intentional.
  13. @ohboyjtoy today has not been so glorious however...ugh.
  14. I knew last night would be a shitshow, I just didn't plan for myself to play the starring role. Goddddd WHAT THE FUCK. I don't even know...!
  15. I am dancing on a coffee table. Whole type of mess.
  16. @gipson I know how to run things.
  17. @gipson I usually do the gay thing during the week and then the weekend is more mixed company. The champong party is at least 25% gay though
  18. @eggisschwartz DUHHHH
  19. @eggisschwartz I denied my mom facebook friendship. I mean, obvi.
  20. @AsherWaller that's texting, not aim.