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  1. Holy Hell...can I just tell you how HOT I think Ann Taylor is?? Ill take that over a bikini ANYDAY. #gno #anntaylor 22 minutes ago from web
  2. I just lost a follower. I dont know why you think you're better than me, but u can go straight to hell. Wait. I didnt mean it. please. stay. about 14 hours ago from web
  3. I'm Cheating On My Wife. http://twurl.nl/66pvam 7:15 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. I'm Cheating On My Wife. There..I said it. http://twurl.nl/66pvam 11:41 AM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  5. @crazymommie LOL Coincidentally, I am cheating with a woman named Jennifer!! 5:23 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to crazymommie
  6. @theBitchinWife We're headed over there soon...I can't say where or when over Twitter, but we are SO excited!! 4:54 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to theBitchinWife
  7. @theBitchinWife It's as though we were meant to have a trans-oceanic fling. You complete me. 4:48 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to theBitchinWife
  8. I'm Cheating On My Wife. There..I said it. http://twurl.nl/66pvam 4:48 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  9. @theBitchinWife Im trying to draw attention away from my real indiscretions...wanna meet in a parking lot for a quickie? 4:46 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to theBitchinWife
  10. @theBitchinWife Love that you rekindled your old life over there!! 4:45 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to theBitchinWife
  11. RT @theBitchinWife: Spent all morning gossiping with the ladies at the coffee shop.... Finally found the UK Local #252 Bitchin' Wives Club! 4:45 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. waiting, waiting...always waiting... 9:21 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  13. My first sketchy encounter with a mentally ill patient that wasn't a family member. http://bit.ly/JJbVL 4:08 AM Nov 11th from Facebook
  14. @NurseStiletto Holy Hell!! I will let you throw your reception in my master bathroom for less than half that much. #weddingindustrybastards 6:04 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to NurseStiletto
  15. @crazymommie It really is midboggling...she seems to only have 2 settings: Off, and DISASTER. 7:27 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to crazymommie
  16. I have two weapons of mass destruction, and I am the world's worst diplomat. Hope your sundays are more positive. http://twurl.nl/r7pkq5 7:26 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  17. To quote my 5 year old daughter: "I just don't think I can take it anymore." Clearly there is a well-funded drama... http://bit.ly/HBCHo 7:17 AM Nov 8th from Facebook
  18. @elainea LOL U funny. ;-) Happy Anniversary!! 6:21 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to elainea
  19. Something I wasn't prepared for walking into mental health clinics: walking through the crowd of schizophrenics and... http://bit.ly/2VNKhy 6:19 AM Nov 6th from Facebook
  20. for whatever reason i am REALLY interesting to bees today. explanations welcome. 10:31 AM Nov 5th from mobile web