halcyonsnow
- Wait, Michael Jackson died? Why didn't anyone mention this?6:25 PM Jul 11th from TwitterGadget
- @justinlarsen Do I get to wear a wig and have an outrageous accent?10:46 PM Jul 10th from TwitterGadget in reply to justinlarsen
- When hippos are outlawed, only outlaws will have hippos.10:45 PM Jul 10th from TwitterGadget
- @jessicahagy Polo!4:44 PM Jun 26th from TwitterGadget in reply to jessicahagy
- For those of you who aren't wormpathetic, they're usually thinking something like the following: "nom nom nom nom nom etc"3:17 PM Jun 10th from web
- @xadrian Excelsior! That's one of my favorite topics. E.G. Wormpathy: the ability to read the minds of worms. #crapsuperpowers3:13 PM Jun 10th from web in reply to xadrian
- Your mother is so fat I feel sorry for her. #yomamafail6:13 PM Jun 8th from web
- Your mother is so fat because she sits around the house. #yomamafail7:59 PM Jun 6th from web
- RT @danco: Do you believe in love at first sensory input, or should my actuators propel me by again? #robotpickuplines12:39 PM Jun 5th from TwitterGadget
- Your mother is height-weight proportionate. #yomamafail4:38 PM Jun 4th from web
- Your mother is so fat I am concerned about her diabetes. #yomamafail4:57 PM Jun 3rd from web
- A question for you zombies: if your innards are outside your gutsack, are they still innards? Outnards?12:28 PM Jun 2nd from web
- Your mother is so fat, she qualifies for a handicapped parking permit. #yomamafail6:15 PM Jun 1st from web
- RT @publicdomain: She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!11:06 AM Jun 1st from web
- In my archives, a pile of failed yo' mama jokes. E.G: Your mother is so fat, I bet she's a really good cook. #yomamafail9:47 PM May 31st from web
- RT @jawboneradio: Wow! My books are on Amazon.com! http://bit.ly/jw4Z0 Congrats!8:06 PM May 26th from TwitterGadget
- My keyboard as developed a sticky "h" key, wic gives my tougs an endearing cockney accent. Wat you tink?11:27 AM May 5th from twhirl
- @Francieofbklyn I just think it's cool that you can read the story as it happens, day by day...11:24 AM May 5th from twhirl in reply to Francieofbklyn
- @jawboneradio Bear head! That's got to be a good sign.1:22 PM May 4th from twhirl in reply to jawboneradio
- @Francieofbklyn If you're a dracula fan, you should be reading it in real-time. http://dracula-feed.blogspo...12:48 PM May 4th from twhirl
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- Name Halcyon Snow
- Location Los Angeles, THE MOON
- Web http://www.galact...
- Bio The cool hand luke of the advertising industry. Just shakin' the bush, boss.
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