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  1. Shitty airport morning totes made up 4 upon learning this flight serves Fresca! In a few hours I'll be in NYC- where Fresca is a staple! #fb about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. I think I'm giving off a douche bag vibe, people are being shitty @ LAX. Perhaps I shouldnt have worn my "Youre a Douche Bag Too" shirt. #fb about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @jchrisnewberg same thing happened to me! about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jchrisnewberg
  4. This Super Shuttle dude hates me. Just get me to LAX! #fb about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Last night in LA! #fb about 18 hours ago from web
  6. Yogurt Stop!!! http://twitpic.com/pjo2c 2:58 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  7. Lunch at the Ivy. Fancy! 1:14 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  8. Richard Simmons and I! http://twitpic.com/pj2nk 12:56 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  9. To Do List: 1) Return rental car. 2) Work out with Richard Simmons. 3) Pack. 4) Board a flight for New York City! Home sweet home! #fb 9:10 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  10. A dog got hit by a car. We stopped, stayed with the dog while it died. So sad. So sad! #fb 12:22 AM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  11. My obnoxious voice is what tipped off a friend that was @ the other side of the Griffith Park Observatory @ the same time I was! 8:34 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  12. @Shutternick oh man, it was something strange. A lesbian heckled me during my vagina jokes. But it was okay, thanks for asking! 7:44 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Shutternick
  13. Farewell dinner completed! Off to the Griffith Park Observatory!!! #fb http://twitpic.com/pfpqh 7:27 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  14. Mom said kids should be seen & not heard. So I ran away. Looking back, I think she was just speaking figuratively. Mom, you out there? #fb 4:35 PM Nov 13th from web
  15. @bcuban good for you!!! i was the same way, running at 265 lbs was not easy. At 175 now! keep up the great work! 12:15 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to bcuban
  16. @GiuliaRozzi my iphone's autotext says home should be hope. i blame obama for this! he has an in with the i people! 12:11 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to GiuliaRozzi
  17. New blog post: Ventura Harbor Comedy Club http://bit.ly/bMUaN 11:54 AM Nov 13th from Twitter Tools
  18. @meredithmo it will be magical. we could eat and then talk about what we're eating. and then tweet it. and i'll retweet you, and you me! 11:24 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to meredithmo
  19. Hey y'all, check out @kumailn on Letterman tonight. He's a friend & a all around good dude! Oh yeah, and funny! 11:22 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  20. @MelAndEl color me there! 10:41 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MelAndEl
  • Name H. Alan Scott
  • Location iPhone: 34.100270,-118.283129
  • Web http://www.HAlanS...
  • Bio I am a comic, writer, and evil doer. I split my time between NYC & LA. I love Shirley MacLaine. http://facebook.com/halanscott or http://halanscott.com!
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