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When i got on the elevator one of my dogs stepped on a prissy neighbor's foot. She howled which made them both jumpy. Then the elevator ...

@ nahavajoagogo: what happened with bobby flay?
@ paradise sharing a bucket of beer & watching poolside mating rituals.
@nylonthread: happy birthday! I hope yr having a great day!
@scryptkeeper: in firefox, goto view/page style/no style (upper lft corner). you gotta scrub all dat snap crap outta yr blog, yo.
isn't it time for a grunge revival?
@ the beach bar watching a cheesy cover band on the sand & waiting 4 the fireworks.
I fell asleep on the train & woke 2 a concerned couple staring @ me. My 2nd train has noisy beach-goers on it.
i've got my eye on you, google.
I took lance in the 4th of july parade 2day. We walked with 20 other dogs. He was so proud.
I'm watching Escape from new york, set in the violent future of 1997.
@ kellygo: holy smoke! That rocks!
I seriously have such a nice life. My family rulez!
About 2 see " the strangers" yay! Scary goodness!
lance is wagging his tail in his sleep. i want to be that all-the-time happy!
@kellygo: i hope yr first day of yr new job rules!
my spray on tan makes me look like a cross between the jolly green giant & an oompa loompa. i'm so freakin' hot!
@ billy t's birthday party. The big 7-oh. I hope my 70th is this gay.
Dropped the car off 2 b fixed & walked over 2 the gym. I feel lucky that this happened 2day.
2 guys r on the train talking abt marathons. "i don't think i can run a second faster."