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  1. There’s a tuft of hair sticking resolutely out of the top of my head. Like I’m a representation of a pomaceous fruit. It’s all right. about 9 hours ago from Echofon
  2. It is the winter and my nipples are turgid. about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  3. I suppose now is Christmas now. That’s nice. about 11 hours ago from Echofon
  4. @hagablog Your ‘Web’ URL, on the Twitter web interface, is broken. about 12 hours ago from Echofon
  5. @evilsnail http://twitpic.com/rhj3w - Marvellous, thanks. I will call it Derek. 11:56 AM Nov 29th from TwitPic
  6. @EvilSnail You mean ‘free’ as in ‘imaginary’? 11:35 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to EvilSnail
  7. Thank you for getting back to me so promptly. EVIDENTLY YOU CHECK YOUR INBOX EVERY SEVEN SECONDS. HAVE YOU NOTHING BETTER TO DO, YOU SADDO? 11:29 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  8. Fluffy brontosauruses. #fb 10:06 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  9. I seem to be being a bit of a horrid useless poop-shitter at the moment. And that is allowed – I’m a teenager, isn’t it. 9:58 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  10. @debihope It’s got legs. 9:45 AM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to debihope
  11. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: people, thanks, time - http://w33.us/11zi 6:55 AM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  12. Apparently, someone off of the X Factor looks like a farmer. A barman. OBAMA. 1:33 PM Nov 28th from web
  13. @wowser http://www.peterdickson.co.uk/ 2:28 PM Nov 27th from Echofon in reply to wowser
  14. I done a Tumblr. Not really sure what I’m supposed to do with it. http://hairyegg.tumblr.com/ Please help. 2:14 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  15. How can a particular colour be assigned to a unit of time? Americans are weird. 1:36 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  16. Just did another mistake of ‘pay-per-view’. When lickle and waxy-eared I thought it was ‘paper view’, perhaps some kind of flip-book thing. 11:58 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  17. Doughnut seeds http://jasonfulford.com/eat... 10:29 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  18. You may have already seen this. I haven’t. Can you tell me what it is please? http://www.27bslash6.com/ov... 9:35 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  19. @wowser But I don’t like popcorn. 8:59 AM Nov 27th from Echofon in reply to wowser
  20. When one’s face is close to one’s screen, everything is MASSIVE. Try it. It’s definitely magic. 1:25 PM Nov 26th from Echofon