hairyalien
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@ Oh no you didn't just call my kid a dork. Watch it, mister.
10:56 AM Nov 19th
from Echofon
in reply to archie2x
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Beware the bunny-slippered baby. She kills with cute.
2:40 PM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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Byrne: "Do you want a bath and 1 book or no bath and 2 books?" Harper: "Lets play, then 2 books." Byrne: "Dude, you should be in Congress."
9:38 AM Nov 18th
from Echofon
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Pro Tip: If your headache is on day 2, you may want to reconsider the preschool bowling party/late dinner @ kid-friendly Italian restaurant.
7:46 PM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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H collapses dramatically onto the couch. "Mama, listening is such hard work!"
4:44 PM Nov 13th
from Echofon
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Lawrence Hall of Science on a school holiday: What was I thinking? Also, please pass the ibuprofen.
3:30 PM Nov 11th
from Echofon
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Wall-less Berlin is 20, Sesame Street is 40, and here I am, a little to the right of the middle and feeling a lot older all of a sudden.
1:18 PM Nov 9th
from Echofon
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Beautiful day for playing tourist in SF: cracked crab, Anchor Steam in a paper wrapped bottle, defending my babies from attack by seagulls.
12:38 PM Nov 8th
from Echofon
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Me: "Oh, so you're Mr. Contrary today." Harper: "No! I'm not contrary!"
1:21 PM Nov 5th
from web
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Harp wraps his arms around his sister, puts his face next to hers, and whispers, "Daisy, I'm glad you're here." My heart explodes. The end.
2:27 PM Nov 4th
from web
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My kid just actually gagged on something I cooked (roasted butternut squash). Dad, wipe that satisfied smile off your face.
5:19 PM Nov 2nd
from Echofon
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Dear Future Harper: Yes, I have been eating your Halloween candy. I'm sorry. Love, Mama.
11:47 AM Nov 2nd
from Echofon
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Armstrong and Aldrin:
11:48 AM Oct 31st
from Echofon
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Watching Thriller, I hit pause. "This is too scary," I say. "It's not scary, it's just PRETEND," says H. Oh man, our 1st "God, MOM!" moment.
8:36 PM Oct 30th
from Echofon
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Little Daisy as a little daisy. Happy Halloween!
1:47 PM Oct 30th
from web
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@ The costume looks great! My crafting cap is off to you!
10:51 AM Oct 30th
from Echofon
in reply to shokufeh
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Me: Maybe after gymnastics, we can go somewhere special for lunch. H: Maybe Tomales Bay! ...Hmm, it IS a nice day 4 oysters and Champagne...
10:06 AM Oct 29th
from Echofon
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At the end of a long day, I ask sarcastically, "Can I just get 2 min to myself?" H answers completely matter-of-fact, "No, Mama, you can't."
6:09 PM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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Represent! (Thanks, @!)
10:40 AM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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@ drives off to dinner in SF. An hour later, I hear the front door open. The bridge got broke. Who? Wha? Huh?
6:55 PM Oct 27th
from web
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- Name Arin
- Location iPhone: 37.814037,-122.246422
- Web http://www.hairya...
- Bio Certified human, not particularly hirsute.
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