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  1. Beautiful day for playing tourist in SF: cracked crab, Anchor Steam in a paper wrapped bottle, defending my babies from attack by seagulls.
  2. Me: "Oh, so you're Mr. Contrary today." Harper: "No! I'm not contrary!"
  3. Harp wraps his arms around his sister, puts his face next to hers, and whispers, "Daisy, I'm glad you're here." My heart explodes. The end.
  4. My kid just actually gagged on something I cooked (roasted butternut squash). Dad, wipe that satisfied smile off your face.
  5. Dear Future Harper: Yes, I have been eating your Halloween candy. I'm sorry. Love, Mama.
  6. Armstrong and Aldrin: http://twitpic.com/npy5u
  7. Watching Thriller, I hit pause. "This is too scary," I say. "It's not scary, it's just PRETEND," says H. Oh man, our 1st "God, MOM!" moment.
  8. Little Daisy as a little daisy. Happy Halloween! http://twitpic.com/nkq05
  9. @shokufeh The costume looks great! My crafting cap is off to you!
  10. Me: Maybe after gymnastics, we can go somewhere special for lunch. H: Maybe Tomales Bay! ...Hmm, it IS a nice day 4 oysters and Champagne...
  11. At the end of a long day, I ask sarcastically, "Can I just get 2 min to myself?" H answers completely matter-of-fact, "No, Mama, you can't."
  12. Represent! (Thanks, @plasticmind!) #melody http://twitpic.com/naekz
  13. @byrnereese drives off to dinner in SF. An hour later, I hear the front door open. The bridge got broke. Who? Wha? Huh? http://bit.ly/1WmaTd
  14. Finally crossed paths w/ @CupkatesTruck! @errinmarie, I have a s'mores cupcake w/ your name on it.
  15. Spontaneously taking the kids to their first Cal game, thanks to a neighbor with spare tickets. Go Bears!
  16. @mikomiao Not vegan, but: Roast pumpkin, mix with cream and lots of grated Parm, toss with penne and top w/ toasted walnuts and fresh sage.
  17. Me (frustrated): "H, I've been telling you since you were a baby to not touch that. When will you stop?!" H (equally frustrated): "At 3:30!"
  18. Our new drivetime game: Finding more instances of "crying" on Illinoise. On the telephone, in the van, in the bathroom. Why so blue, Sufjan?
  19. Looking for timely Halloween inspiration? Check out my guest post on Nested about Harper's Wild Thing costume: http://bit.ly/359SPj.
  20. Listening to Sufjan Stevens' "Chicago," H asks--with genuine concern--"Mama, why was he crying in the van?"