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  1. @archie2x Oh no you didn't just call my kid a dork. Watch it, mister.
  2. Beware the bunny-slippered baby. She kills with cute. http://twitpic.com/q17c3
  3. Byrne: "Do you want a bath and 1 book or no bath and 2 books?" Harper: "Lets play, then 2 books." Byrne: "Dude, you should be in Congress."
  4. Pro Tip: If your headache is on day 2, you may want to reconsider the preschool bowling party/late dinner @ kid-friendly Italian restaurant.
  5. H collapses dramatically onto the couch. "Mama, listening is such hard work!"
  6. Lawrence Hall of Science on a school holiday: What was I thinking? Also, please pass the ibuprofen.
  7. Wall-less Berlin is 20, Sesame Street is 40, and here I am, a little to the right of the middle and feeling a lot older all of a sudden.
  8. Beautiful day for playing tourist in SF: cracked crab, Anchor Steam in a paper wrapped bottle, defending my babies from attack by seagulls.
  9. Me: "Oh, so you're Mr. Contrary today." Harper: "No! I'm not contrary!"
  10. Harp wraps his arms around his sister, puts his face next to hers, and whispers, "Daisy, I'm glad you're here." My heart explodes. The end.
  11. My kid just actually gagged on something I cooked (roasted butternut squash). Dad, wipe that satisfied smile off your face.
  12. Dear Future Harper: Yes, I have been eating your Halloween candy. I'm sorry. Love, Mama.
  13. Armstrong and Aldrin: http://twitpic.com/npy5u
  14. Watching Thriller, I hit pause. "This is too scary," I say. "It's not scary, it's just PRETEND," says H. Oh man, our 1st "God, MOM!" moment.
  15. Little Daisy as a little daisy. Happy Halloween! http://twitpic.com/nkq05
  16. @shokufeh The costume looks great! My crafting cap is off to you!
  17. Me: Maybe after gymnastics, we can go somewhere special for lunch. H: Maybe Tomales Bay! ...Hmm, it IS a nice day 4 oysters and Champagne...
  18. At the end of a long day, I ask sarcastically, "Can I just get 2 min to myself?" H answers completely matter-of-fact, "No, Mama, you can't."
  19. Represent! (Thanks, @plasticmind!) #melody http://twitpic.com/naekz
  20. @byrnereese drives off to dinner in SF. An hour later, I hear the front door open. The bridge got broke. Who? Wha? Huh? http://bit.ly/1WmaTd