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  1. @sonofalink // I *am* in Jersey, ... But I wasn't sleeping with ... Any fishes (yet).
  2. Not a bad morning ... When you wake up to the sounds ... Of the ocean shore.
  3. Ocean City's rain ... Has finally pushed offshore. ... Time for the boardwalk?
  4. Today's alarm clock? ... The gentle breezes and birds ... We heard while #camping. // #NatureIsAwesome
  5. Just saw a spider ... Bigger than most mice while we're ... Camping out tonight. // #HowDoRoastedSpidersTaste?
  6. Don't begin today ... Until you read this story ... #MemorialDay // rockymountainnews.com/news/2005/nov/… via @nsj
  7. Might or might not have ... Broke the proverbial butt ... On a slick surface. // #Ouch
  8. Crab cakes and Jim Beam ... Have my belly really full. ... (Still room for more though.) // #wedding
  9. Yes, I'm a beer guy, ... But I'm enjoying these wines ... Maryland offers. // #FourGlassesAndCounting
  10. Tell Mission Control ... We're a go for #DayDrinking. ... Over and out, folks.
  11. I'm glad there's two nights ... Between rehearsal dinner ... And Sunday's wedding. // #SoFull #AndBuzzed
  12. I'd try to tell you ... Where I am in Maryland ... But you won't find it. // #MiddleOfNowhere
  13. Coming this summer: ... Hurricane Bud (now with lime!!!). ... What a dumb storm name.
  14. Can you folks help me ... Make a #CleverHashtag that ... Touts my vacation?
  15. @marciebarnes // I guess it's sorta ... Like how people only drink ... Hurricanes in storms.
  16. What idiot named ... That Pacific storm? Its name: ... Bud. Good job, people.
  17. Instead, I checked out ... A new pub nearby my home. ... It's good but not great.
  18. Did anyone else ... Skip #AmericanIdol? ... I did. No Scotty.
  19. @alex_ford // Next time you do that ... Let me know. Always happy ... To help people out :)
  20. My work computer ... Needs to survive for only ... The next four hours. // #ButIDoubtItWill #ThenVacationStarts