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  1. Freezing my sack off / i must have blacked out last night / and left florida
  2. I just had a dream / rush limbaugh was my roommate/ and he hates my wii
  3. on days like today/ being a slacker is great/ fuck my shitty job! http://thehaikulife.com/?p=1048
  4. @amybites my birthday's next month... / how do I get a great cake/ to be just like josh?
  5. Sleeping during "UP" / i'm more tired than i had thought / but i'm dreaming well
  6. I helped Audrey move/ and I poked some fun at her/ driving the uhaul http://thehaikulife.com/?p=1047
  7. @Jaxdotcom @joeymarchy can i watch you guys / and give tweet by tweet results? / that would be some fun!
  8. The birds are singing / and little bees are dancing / today is the best
  9. Before today ends / we'll be introducing y'all / to the rusty pouch
  10. Goddamn you ryan / got coffee-beer up my nose / from your funny joke
  11. I watch this movie / and have crazy fantasies / pirate radio
  12. Finally watching / on glorious DVD / pump up the volume
  13. brought in the new year/ with frugal delightful foods/ horray for the day! http://thehaikulife.com/?p=1045
  14. I enjoyed new years/ I just enjoyed sleeping more/ i'm such an old dude! http://thehaikulife.com/?p=1044
  15. @jackdiablo Happy Birthday Jack! / may your PBR flow free / and keep kicking ass!
  16. my drawing muscles/ seem to have some atrophy/ gotta work through this
  17. I know that it's wrong / but i just met a munchkin / and he was IRATE
  18. She was kinda cute / even with her brown moustache / and caveman eyebrows
  19. Sorry Bob Dylan / Neil Diamond writes better songs / and sings better too!
  20. I should be working / but my laptop beckons me / "come draw on me please"