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HahahaComedy

  1. "Stop wasting yo money on hoes and stack yo chips! These sack chasin' hoes ain't shit!" - Schulonda Wilson-Ellis
  2. "I would fight for you to have cabbage." - Nature Winters
  3. "Fortune to have you girl I so glad your in my world just as sure as the sky is blue I am bless the day that I found you." - Lamont Woods
  4. @verymarykate Tweet like a bird... eat like a bird.
  5. "When a woman love, when a woman love she love for reals!!!!!!!!!!!" - Lamont Woods
  6. Check out my entry for @raventools Best Business Shorts Online Photo Contest raventools.com/contests/busin…
  7. When life tweets you lemons. Tweet #lemonade.
  8. Off to the chiropractor to get my monthly hit of crack.
  9. My mind's tellin' me yes... but my body... my body is telling me nooooo. I don't wanna go to work!!!
  10. Happy Mother's Day! 364 days of annoyance... 1 day to thank her for it.
  11. Do what you love and love what you do. Or you could be like 99% of the world and hate your job.
  12. Happy resurrection day, Easter Bunny! And he shall rise again to bringeth Cadbury Eggs unto the children of God. Blessed be thy name. Amen!
  13. I once had a stand-up gig in Atlantic City. We were told that the venue was paying for the accommodations whic... http://rq.cx/RK69j9
  14. If I link my twitter to my facebook and my facebook to my twitter then post to either one, will it create a loop and explode?
  15. @kevin_spencer Thanks for testing it out. Now I don't have to buy it.
  16. I'm at Earnhardt Ford Chandler (7300 W Orchid Ln, Chandler) http://4sq.com/i9ZRh4
  17. Broccoli... they're like trees with afros! http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/51729
  18. @rqui Sulphur lime dipped cat sounds delicious. Wonder if there's a vegan alternative.
  19. Down with the sickness.