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haavoc @pollyprissypant Why not I can come?
haavoc Your idea is great. I like where you're coming from but I hate where you're going.
haavoc Listen, I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, but this is how you should be doing your job...
haavoc Free Business Tip: Do the sexy projects first before you end up outsourcing them to people who used to work for you.
haavoc @fuzzz Kicked out? You know more than the suits do.
haavoc Gas n' Dash? Seems like something you do when you only have four teeth but eight John Deer hats.
haavoc With modern genetics the way they are now, feel free to kill the Goose that lays Golden Eggs, we'll just make another Goose.
haavoc Dear Windows, not every action needs a 'click' sound. Please be quiet.
haavoc Hush. You're going to do me to favors. 1. Shut-up 2. Be quiet.
haavoc Amazing Fact!: The iPhone can resuscitate a person who has been brain-dead for up to 48 hours!
haavoc Wow! Your email signature is greater than 400 words. You truly are the master of business it claims you are. I yield to thee.
haavoc Dear Business Schools, please stop teaching your students "Killing Creativity 101" or "Crushing Office Morale in One Stroke". Thank you.
haavoc @miVi3k I heard Christian Bale only appears at the end after the credits.
haavoc Admitting you read and follow "The Secret" is a lot like believing in Santa Claus when you're 30 yrs old. Keep that on the D.L.
haavoc Just leave the shovel here, Windows. There will be many more graves to dig before the night is through. So very many more...
haavoc There is no polite way to yell "Shut Your Gawdamn Mouth" to a small baby.
haavoc "If you want me to stuff a goose inside an elephant, I can do it. I mean, it won't be pretty, but it'll be done."
haavoc You're doing it wrong when the raccoons in your back yard are there to clean the place up.
haavoc Formally, I do not support "Google" as a verb. Please advise.