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  1. Who is the American Senate to block the novelty restaurant "Phil & Busters"?
  2. So are we all gonna sit here making fun of Carrot Top or actually make something of our lives?
  3. Gonna buy lots of NyQuil tonight. Like, just enough to arose suspicion from the cashier. #coldComa
  4. Sick with cold/flu on Canada Day. Is this how the first Canadians celebrated? #canadaDay09
  5. I'd say "that was quick" but this is Michael Jackson we're talking about: http://www.michaeljacksonsi...
  6. What's my job, you ask? I build market relationships through the development of brand evangelists. I have nice hair. And those are lies.
  7. Dogs make great office pets. Usually because cats are too smart to subscribe to corporate philosophies.
  8. I think I have a second cold on top of my first one.
  9. Garbage truck is like delivery truck that comes to your house to steal all your food. My nemesis #raccoon
  10. @dogofmoon Wow, that's deep, man.
  11. @Sick_On_Sin No fair, you two are having an awesome day.
  12. Wet, metallic garbage can + lightening storm = Danger Zone! #raccoon
  13. Rooting through wet garbage. New level of decadence for my species. Squishy croutons! #raccoon
  14. Afternoon rain. Hiding in attic of old lady house. Wearing her sun hats. Hope this smell will wash off. #raccoon
  15. @TorontoWeather Your accuracy is alarming.
  16. Ate an expired tub of "Can't Believe Its Not Butter" followed by a coffee filter. Will regret this later. So will this flower bed. #raccoon
  17. Wishing I were in Toronto. TO raccoons having daily buffet of organic, genuine thai leftovers. I get filthy KD wrappers. #raccoon
  18. Once again, today's twitters will be handled by the raccoon living in my neighbourhood. #raccoonTwitter
  19. ...brains.....
  20. Happy Birthday @orneryboy_comic . May the Old Ones find you well.