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Who is the American Senate to block the novelty restaurant "Phil & Busters"?10:26 AM Jul 2nd from web
So are we all gonna sit here making fun of Carrot Top or actually make something of our lives?9:00 AM Jul 2nd from web
Gonna buy lots of NyQuil tonight. Like, just enough to arose suspicion from the cashier. #coldComa7:23 AM Jul 2nd from web
Sick with cold/flu on Canada Day. Is this how the first Canadians celebrated? #canadaDay098:37 AM Jul 1st from web
I'd say "that was quick" but this is Michael Jackson we're talking about: http://www.michaeljacksonsi...10:23 AM Jun 30th from web
What's my job, you ask? I build market relationships through the development of brand evangelists. I have nice hair. And those are lies.8:57 AM Jun 30th from web
Dogs make great office pets. Usually because cats are too smart to subscribe to corporate philosophies.7:53 AM Jun 30th from web
I think I have a second cold on top of my first one.6:32 AM Jun 30th from web
Garbage truck is like delivery truck that comes to your house to steal all your food. My nemesis #raccoon1:59 PM Jun 29th from web
@dogofmoon Wow, that's deep, man.12:49 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to dogofmoon
@Sick_On_Sin No fair, you two are having an awesome day.11:58 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to Sick_On_Sin
Wet, metallic garbage can + lightening storm = Danger Zone! #raccoon11:57 AM Jun 29th from web
Rooting through wet garbage. New level of decadence for my species. Squishy croutons! #raccoon11:56 AM Jun 29th from web
Afternoon rain. Hiding in attic of old lady house. Wearing her sun hats. Hope this smell will wash off. #raccoon10:37 AM Jun 29th from web
@TorontoWeather Your accuracy is alarming.10:34 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to TorontoWeather
Ate an expired tub of "Can't Believe Its Not Butter" followed by a coffee filter. Will regret this later. So will this flower bed. #raccoon9:51 AM Jun 29th from web
Wishing I were in Toronto. TO raccoons having daily buffet of organic, genuine thai leftovers. I get filthy KD wrappers. #raccoon9:01 AM Jun 29th from web
Once again, today's twitters will be handled by the raccoon living in my neighbourhood. #raccoonTwitter8:00 AM Jun 29th from web
...brains.....7:05 AM Jun 29th from web
Happy Birthday @orneryboy_comic . May the Old Ones find you well.6:54 AM Jun 29th from web