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Now there are 3 kids rooting around inside the register...the woman is blaming the kid running the reg for making it happenabout 10 hours agofrom Tweetie
Person in front of me at supermarket counts out 7 stacks of quarters onto the automatic conveyor belt, which sucks all of them down into itabout 10 hours agofrom Tweetie
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert, you said you never heard of them. So I called you a pretentious lying bitch and took your friend6:51 AM Nov 2ndfrom Tweetie
Fred Armisen: please get out of show business. Your Obama impersonation is unfunny^27:38 PM Oct 31stfrom Tweetie
Wait, so iPhone doesn't search any field in the contact book but the name? So I can't search by town or the notes field? worthless.7:36 PM Oct 31stfrom Tweetie
Windows machine is refusing to install display drivers...trying to send me a message that I shouldn't be using Windows anymore. Ever.10:27 AM Oct 27thfrom Tweetie
"watching windows updates run"
"well why don't you start a freaking blog about it?"
"no, would Twitter be ok?"
"yeah."
"ok."7:23 AM Oct 27thfrom Tweetie