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  1. This place is hotter than Tonto's hat! How do you keep cool during the hottest summer? Drink tequila though a frozen straw!
  2. Why does it seem like my burrito is half empty rather than half full? Tonto, my trusty steed - we need to go out and jolly ourselves up ...
  3. He loves his hat! It was given to him by the King of Spain after Tonto had daringly rescued the King's niece from the hand of his enemy.
  4. Tonto's snack of chavwear was ripped off the backs of an unruly bunch of socially rejected youngsters that tried to steal his expensive hat.
  5. Chasing an old tyre down the hill after my evil brother removed it from my wheel barrow. My trusty steed Tonto the bull is eating chavwear.
  6. I am now trying to make some English Chips and Fish with salt & much vinegar - I hear they are fantastico! My batter is made from burro fat.
  7. I am hitting a pinada and sunning myself behind the garage on a piece of wasteland. I love it.
  8. I am currently reducing the price of EVERY text competition entry for a limited time only! It's just 25p + SMS standard network charge.
  9. We have many prizes to give away on iwingo.com - just enter for free online!
  10. I am now going to bed to read my "Greatest Mexican Football Mascots" Book prefaced by Pique, age 22 years
  11. Remember to eat your five-a-day, or you'll end up with IBS
  12. People often comment on my thick moustache and fiery breath
  13. Look out for my phuzzles amigo! Great fun and easy to play.
  14. I'm Gwingo, I've just done this place up, what d'ya think?
  15. I once knew a small man with long blonde centre parted hair!
  16. I hope you have never met my evil twin brother El Diablo?
  17. I have been trying to get at that juicy cactus all week!
  18. I get a little bored up here on my own, send me a message
  19. I am smiling because my vegetarian burrito is almost ready!
  20. I am a little scared of these falling stars of gold!