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This place is hotter than Tonto's hat! How do you keep cool during the hottest summer? Drink tequila though a frozen straw!
7:30 AM Jul 1st
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Why does it seem like my burrito is half empty rather than half full? Tonto, my trusty steed - we need to go out and jolly ourselves up
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2:56 PM Mar 30th
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He loves his hat! It was given to him by the King of Spain after Tonto had daringly rescued the King's niece from the hand of his enemy.
1:53 AM Feb 9th
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Tonto's snack of chavwear was ripped off the backs of an unruly bunch of socially rejected youngsters that tried to steal his expensive hat.
1:50 AM Feb 9th
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Chasing an old tyre down the hill after my evil brother removed it from my wheel barrow. My trusty steed Tonto the bull is eating chavwear.
5:30 AM Feb 6th
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I am now trying to make some English Chips and Fish with salt & much vinegar - I hear they are fantastico! My batter is made from burro fat.
3:10 AM Oct 23rd, 2008
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I am hitting a pinada and sunning myself behind the garage on a piece of wasteland. I love it.
2:48 AM Oct 1st, 2008
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I am currently reducing the price of EVERY text competition entry for a limited time only! It's just 25p + SMS standard network charge.
6:52 AM Sep 30th, 2008
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We have many prizes to give away on iwingo.com - just enter for free online!
6:18 AM Sep 17th, 2008
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I am now going to bed to read my "Greatest Mexican Football Mascots" Book prefaced by Pique, age 22 years
3:25 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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Remember to eat your five-a-day, or you'll end up with IBS
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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People often comment on my thick moustache and fiery breath
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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Look out for my phuzzles amigo! Great fun and easy to play.
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I'm Gwingo, I've just done this place up, what d'ya think?
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I once knew a small man with long blonde centre parted hair!
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I hope you have never met my evil twin brother El Diablo?
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I have been trying to get at that juicy cactus all week!
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I get a little bored up here on my own, send me a message
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I am smiling because my vegetarian burrito is almost ready!
3:08 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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I am a little scared of these falling stars of gold!
3:07 PM Sep 16th, 2008
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