@russguild Their baked beans are in a light tomato sauce by default, it's sort of weird.

@russguild I'd share but I'm all tied up at the moment pooping.

@russguild Mature Nottinghamshire cheddar, fresh bread from the market and baked beans in tomato sauce. Straight English quadrant.

It took me 7 months to discover beans, cheese and toast - but now I can't stop eating it. #thewonderfulfruit

@jamiepittock You've made my Monday.

@benmitchell3 #megan

@Samquayle KILL ME NOW

@ryandunagan Shhhh

@russguild Your moms a gamma

@marcamos Shut up I'm smart

Ladies, my phone has been hijacked. Disregard all previous tweets.

Regaling my friends of how gay I was in college.

@TheCBurns Orange drank, nice!

@joecritchley Dammit! You're smarter than you look.

Ladies and gents: yfrog.com/gz5f9tp

@chrisrowe OMG READ THIS OKAY BYE heygrady.com/blog/2011/02/1…

@TheCBurns Haha, just making fun of someone but only about 5 people know what I'm talking about.

No ideas but in things

@ryandunagan youtube.com/watch?v=Dxg6IU… (2:16 - 2:23) #myfatherisgoingtokillmewhenhefindsoutaboutthis

@ryandunagan youtube.com/watch?v=xXyhJB… #soitellstheswampdonkeytosocky