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  1. It's hard to be angry in crawling traffic for 5 hours when Ira Glass is making sweet, sweet love to your ear drums. Uh, so I'm told. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @vanpelt Clearly you should have welded it to a lamp post. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to vanpelt
  3. Oh, I see! You've carved your name on this disused McDonald's toilet to indicate your elevated status in society. Clever! 5:46 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  4. @vanpelt You locked it, right? This being the Mission and all. Right? 5:41 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  5. @jveezy I'd be willing to pay my company to let me cut loose. Not that I've restrained myself in the office, or anything... 11:02 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie in reply to jveezy
  6. Today's tweets have been brought to you by the letter "A" and the number "learn how to write a proper cover letter for Christ's sake." 4:51 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  7. There is no such thing as "bring[ing] valuable assets to your company." Only strippers can say that. Ok? 4:24 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  8. The new office digs! Remodeling in January then we move in and get nostalgic for the old office. http://twitpic.com/up4uv 1:43 PM Dec 22nd from Twitterrific
  9. Cover letters are a lost art. Related: I'm going to french the next person who sends a coherent, engaging cover letter. 10:58 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  10. Yeah, Tyson, let's send a client the wrong file today. GOLD STICKER FOR YOU! 10:41 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  11. This planet is dead to me. http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/6823906156 10:34 AM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  12. Just try to be gloomy in this neighborhood. I dare you. http://twitpic.com/uo6fm 10:17 AM Dec 22nd from Twitterrific
  13. My dad text messages me from an IKEA shopping trip with my mom: "I am ready to become a drinking man, now." 4:26 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  14. Attention Tweeple of the world: We're hiring. This job is SO HOT. Trust me. These things I know. http://doloreslabs.com/jobs/technical.html 1:05 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  15. @herewithamy All the people's of the various website's arent the best with the typing's of the keyboard's, as Im sure youve noticed's. 9:57 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to herewithamy
  16. @steph807 Yup! I still have a bizarre fixation on Gotham. But I'm sorta cheating on Gotham with Proxima Condensed, all-caps. Hubba hubba! 10:55 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie in reply to steph807
  17. (Finally) put up the new SFWP site. http://www.sfwp.com/ Go check it out and marvel at how incomplete and broken it is. But, hey, CSS3! 10:51 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  18. The bay area is a hippie paradise. A wonderful, psychotic, dirty hippie paradise. http://is.gd/5udvH It's not so bad. 3:51 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  19. Never in my life have I been so excited to het a $15 newspaper in the mail: http://twitpic.com/u8zkz 3:20 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  20. MUNI pass now $70, up fom $55. It's now officially cheaper to be carried by 12 virgins, 1 of them feeding me grapes, than to take the bus. 7:10 PM Dec 18th from Twitterrific