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GuyMcMannerson

  1. that time i wasnt on twitter for like 2 years, and then that time i was on twitter suddenly again.
  2. ya know what? i hope your stepson DOES eat the fish...
  3. @quisnon all in good time, padawan.
  4. it's like weed doesnt exist south of the mason dixon... son. i am disappoint.
  5. I'm going to clt tonight I think.
  6. I always wonder why they left out that part in the bible where JC gives his 14th apostle, Bojangles, his bisquit recipe.
  7. I put my deposit down on law school today. These titties are moving to NC!
  8. Andddddd now I'm in North Carolina. What's up you fuckin skanks?!
  9. Why do they call it the bible belt? We all know the people that live there are too fat for belts... (& they all have shiny fingers.)
  10. Yes, actually. Everything IS a gay joke to me.
  11. I'm in West Virginia. How does that make u feel? Huh? Huh? Yeah...
  12. Look at our supreme court, selectively upholding the constitution! They're so cute up there, pretending to be just and unbiased!
  13. I wonder if Captain Picard had a 5-digit number for each one of his BMs...
  14. The only word I said more than "redneck" last night was "fucking-rednecks". I'm wayyyyy too close to west Virginia right now.
  15. MUTHAFUCKIN SCRAPBOOKIN
  16. Cool thing about insomnia: im watching a motherfuckin show about motherfuckin scrap booking. I bet you've never even seen this shit!!
  17. My favorite fruit topping is Roddenberry.
  18. ALL MARRIAGES ARE GAY MARRIAGES!
  19. i don't have to harbor resentment towards men becuz occasionally, they sit on their own balls & I feel better knowing that.