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  1. Um, John Mayer? RT @johncmayer: #LeaveItInThe00s - what word, phrase, trend, social custom etc. do you hope dies out at turn of the decade?
  2. @otheralice the best part of reading interviews with me: all the ways they can find to indirectly call me fat. #thesaurustime
  3. Interview I did with @BrandonVoss self promotion! http://tinyurl.com/ykuq7dr
  4. That is water going the wrong way down the drain
  5. Fuck your thanksgiving. http://twitpic.com/r4p5r
  6. It is Friday here, so you're getting Australian Follow Friday. @hoopthereitis and @joshthomas87 are very funny and supercool. FOLLOW THEM
  7. And Australian women in their 50s who are so very lovely. http://twitpic.com/r3wxh
  8. @elizabayne you get pics of my fruit plate
  9. Not turkey, but this fruit plate is killing it. http://twitpic.com/r3wcu
  10. @HarmonyGrits your Australian fans demand more pics.
  11. Not certain I maintain the ability to walk. Ugh, me, huh?
  12. @joshthomas87 you my boo
  13. I don't know why enjoying the taste of penis makes you know the words to Kander & Eb musicals, but I like it
  14. @joshthomas87 I can't believe you ditched us to be fancy then let the autism win. #aspbergers4eva
  15. At a gay bar with the not gay @joshthomas87 he is a doll.
  16. @k8dress is my grrrrl
  17. My phone is a nipple, my nipple is a phone.
  18. There are They Might Be Giants lyrics which perfectly express how I feel, but I can't quite give them out right now.
  19. @HarmonyGrits ooo, Robbie Rubin's cheesy noodles!
  20. @joshthomas87 Nah, I'm here until Sunday. I am getting as much extra summer from Australia as I can. Are you still in Sydney?