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guttersniper

  1. Walking around all day with a toothpaste stain on your dress? Priceless.
  2. @ZoeBeavis Oui! The shop is gorgeous, so yes. Go see it. I like other macarons in Paris better, though. -L
  3. @rageanddesire To belatedly answer this question. It was Kazee. Nothing involving transcribing makes me laugh.
  4. Clearly I must instantly read this book. Paris, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down amzn.to/JrRSNg
  5. Dear hotels of the world. The digital renderings of your property are clearly digital renderings. No one is fooled.
  6. The first thing I did this morning was laugh. So that's a start.
  7. I am somewhat averse to doing things outdoors. But. I would sleep under the stars in Namibia, probably. pinterest.com/pin/1676887860…
  8. There were definitely weird chemicals coming out of the vent in my office a minute ago.
  9. Fact. I'm totally obsessed with @20x200.
  10. @Scamandalous Oh god, it was. It was.
  11. In SoHo with @juhiebhatia at a nameless restaurant drinking something that tastes like an alcoholic avocado shake.
  12. At Sweet and Vicious with all the other beleaguered office girls.
  13. I have a really, really good feeling about the impending summer. I do.
  14. Cosmo magazine sure uses the word "butt" a lot.
  15. @kateflaim Mmm... No but the rice balls definitely happened.
  16. Oh, but the truffle egg toast at Enoteca. After all these years.
  17. I cannot immediately tell the gender of Lou Reed's guitarist. It's kinda hot.
  18. At a gala in Brooklyn and we're all sitting here very politely listening to Lou Reed. Really.
  19. Trips in the works: Western Canada, London, India (maybe), North Carolina
  20. The real point of the Beatles, though, is that they were so cute. pinterest.com/pin/1676887860… via @pinterest