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  1. crazy taxi driver decides to show off his driving skills and change 3 lanes on the PIE.about 12 hours ago from web
  2. @cwng pls la! ang mo kio uncles wear crocodile la ok? where got wear lacoste?about 12 hours ago from web in reply to cwng
  3. @sarahhiong i see that you are actively using your iphone to tweet now eh? And yesh, let's put the PARTY in satay party! (msg for chee too)7:08 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to sarahhiong
  4. holding my pee while on mrt gave me epiphany: don't drink water before taking the mrt cos there isn't a toilet around without exiting.2:43 AM Jul 14th from web
  5. @cwng yea joel's 21st bday bash is in 2 weeks. Bring your A-game. OH and satay party! Gogogo2:37 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to cwng
  6. taking 2 naps a day to prepare for sleepless nights when i start work.4:15 AM Jul 13th from web
  7. yep, should have gone tioman. damnit.7:21 PM Jul 11th from web
  8. stomp is a perfect example of why journalism shouldn't fall into the hands of the masses.9:07 PM Jul 9th from web
  9. @cwng seriously?! you said you don't have it! You are the first person I know who has swine flu. So relevant!9:06 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to cwng
  10. @cwng @christinakwok 80s pop is better. can someone say michael jackson? rick astley?9:09 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to cwng
  11. God bless the Chinese and their lack of respect for IP and copyright laws!1:50 AM Jul 8th from web
  12. @khoob04 true that! simple jack ftw!1:50 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to khoob04
  13. has stopped reading the travel section of nytimes because it just gets me down that i can't travel far anymore.8:42 PM Jul 7th from web
  14. is attracted to food porn.8:17 PM Jul 7th from web
  15. epiphany: playing a rape victim is a golden ticket to get a star award. That and acting like a retard.7:16 PM Jul 7th from web
  16. and no, "the bird" does not fart, contrary to what some may think.7:07 PM Jul 7th from web
  17. just realized that "the bird" at the uob bldg was done by the same dude who made the 2 naked ppl at time warner center.7:06 PM Jul 7th from web
  18. tay yek keak is the unfunniest person to make a living being funny. Sorta like gurmit singh.4:27 AM Jul 5th from web
  19. http://bit.ly/7JgBI - the Centrepoint kids. I was more of a hougang emporium kid. East side!7:40 PM Jul 3rd from web
  20. my agnolotti always ends up a gooey mess of pasta and filling. Kitchen gods, why won't you help me?7:38 PM Jul 3rd from web