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  1. crazy taxi driver decides to show off his driving skills and change 3 lanes on the PIE.
  2. @cwng pls la! ang mo kio uncles wear crocodile la ok? where got wear lacoste?
  3. @sarahhiong i see that you are actively using your iphone to tweet now eh? And yesh, let's put the PARTY in satay party! (msg for chee too)
  4. holding my pee while on mrt gave me epiphany: don't drink water before taking the mrt cos there isn't a toilet around without exiting.
  5. @cwng yea joel's 21st bday bash is in 2 weeks. Bring your A-game. OH and satay party! Gogogo
  6. taking 2 naps a day to prepare for sleepless nights when i start work.
  7. yep, should have gone tioman. damnit.
  8. stomp is a perfect example of why journalism shouldn't fall into the hands of the masses.
  9. @cwng seriously?! you said you don't have it! You are the first person I know who has swine flu. So relevant!
  10. @cwng @christinakwok 80s pop is better. can someone say michael jackson? rick astley?
  11. God bless the Chinese and their lack of respect for IP and copyright laws!
  12. @khoob04 true that! simple jack ftw!
  13. has stopped reading the travel section of nytimes because it just gets me down that i can't travel far anymore.
  14. is attracted to food porn.
  15. epiphany: playing a rape victim is a golden ticket to get a star award. That and acting like a retard.
  16. and no, "the bird" does not fart, contrary to what some may think.
  17. just realized that "the bird" at the uob bldg was done by the same dude who made the 2 naked ppl at time warner center.
  18. tay yek keak is the unfunniest person to make a living being funny. Sorta like gurmit singh.
  19. http://bit.ly/7JgBI - the Centrepoint kids. I was more of a hougang emporium kid. East side!
  20. my agnolotti always ends up a gooey mess of pasta and filling. Kitchen gods, why won't you help me?