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  1. Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this. about 7 hours ago via 18data custom
  2. Get out! Just go! We are through. Through! Because of your actions, you *scorpion* woman! 11:53 PM May 29th via 18data custom
  3. The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. 9:53 AM May 29th via 18data custom
  4. I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight. 11:53 PM May 28th via 18data custom
  5. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it. 9:53 AM May 28th via 18data custom
  6. Um, I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. 11:53 PM May 27th via 18data custom
  7. I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? 9:53 AM May 27th via 18data custom
  8. Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. 11:53 PM May 26th via 18data custom
  9. Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name? 9:53 AM May 26th via 18data custom
  10. ... Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon deliiiight... Ahh... I make fart-noises with my mouth, and I like it cause... 11:53 PM May 25th via 18data custom
  11. Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. 9:53 AM May 25th via 18data custom
  12. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... 11:53 PM May 24th via 18data custom
  13. ... Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon deliiiight... Ahh... I make fart-noises with my mouth, and I like it cause... 9:53 AM May 24th via 18data custom
  14. I'm a man that built the Eiffel Tower out of metal, and brawn! That's what kind of man I am! 11:53 PM May 23rd via 18data custom
  15. I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman. 9:53 AM May 23rd via 18data custom
  16. Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this. 12:05 AM May 23rd via 18data custom
  17. Son of a bee-sting. 9:53 AM May 22nd via 18data custom
  18. Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, "When it's right, it's right" 11:53 PM May 21st via 18data custom
  19. I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman. 9:53 AM May 21st via 18data custom
  20. Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. 11:53 PM May 20th via 18data custom
  • Name Ron Burgundy
  • Location Hollywood, Florida
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  • Bio Another @neilkod bot. Available for twitter or data-related projects.
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