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  1. Ronald Reagan himself would fail the GOP's new "Reagan’s Unity Principle for Support of Candidates” purity test — http://twurl.nl/6g4mvx
  2. This is me next Halloween—Life-sized walking Tauntaun costume: http://twurl.nl/pov1n6
  3. Dana Perino: "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term"— http://twurl.nl/dwqha1 —ORLY? What was 9/11?
  4. @kitzelDNA To get a laugh from something, it must be funny. Try harder :)
  5. @kitzelDNA Uhm, yeah dude .... I don't sneeze or do babytalk in my Tweets. Nice fail at mocking me haha
  6. 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About: http://is.gd/53rMk —I'm definitely guilty of #6, but I think other than that I'm good.
  7. @LarryRansom Those were the days.
  8. Great SNAPCASE video from Syracuse in 1994— http://bit.ly/6MxSWL —and there is me coming in from the right at 6:08, flailing wildly around.
  9. @housect Settin' trends. We'll be rocking that shit next year.
  10. @buffalokill I'm jealous—she doesn't come hang out with us coastal elites.
  11. BUT HAHAHAHAHA http://twurl.nl/wxxk7u ANYWAY.
  12. Ultimately, they are just cheap laughs at other's expense. WHICH I AM OK WITH because I'm an asshole, but they don't tell us anythng useful.
  13. All these Sarah Palin Parking Lot videos of her dumb fans are funny, but you could make the same thing at an Obama rally, or anywhere else.
  14. @lelah I call them "titty-lenders." Let's be plain about it.
  15. @mckaig Of course you do—it's a tan line. That means clothing was worn. That is clearly unacceptable!
  16. I'm sorry—when you have spent that much time wearing regular swim trunks, you can't just suddenly switch to Speedos: http://twurl.nl/j5o128
  17. We’ve now got a whole generation that is accustomed to screaming at cultural enemies as an end in itself http://is.gd/51R3w
  18. @jurtice I dropped QUOD with the Q on a TL and the D on the TW ... Got 100+ points for a 4 letter word. What you know about that?
  19. @buffalokill Let's call them ignoramicons.
  20. @buffalokill They may not be paleocons, but the tea party movement is not made up of former liberals. They are just wingnuts.