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7yo told teacher in lesson about Jewish dietary laws his mother doesn't follow them 'cos she eats mussels. Didn't mention his love of bacon.8:46 AM May 29thvia Twitter for Mac
“@BBCBreaking A couple who locked an 11 yo in a converted coal bunker in Blackpool are jailed for 2 years each." But will it be dark & damp?7:14 AM May 28thvia Twitter for Mac
Family viewing of The Princess Bride yesterday. Hadn't seen it in years. Thoroughly enjoyable. Billy Crystal steals the movie for me8:45 AM May 20thvia Twitter for Mac
Child has just announced at 7 yo birthday party that I have big boobs. Shows what he knows……..8:43 AM May 20thvia Twitter for Mac
BorowitzReportI'm writing a Young Adult novel about a dystopian society in which all entertainment is aimed at 13-year-olds.7:28 PM May 19thvia webRetweeted by gsslaura and 506 others