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@ylnt Am I missing something, or is there no feed of the YLNT blog? Also, is it acceptable to use the tiny cocktail sword as a toothpick?
| gshellen There's another gent named Grant dining nearby. You'd think I'd get used to that after the first 50 times I hear his friends say his name. |
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| gshellen "Pea sauce," when spoken aloud, sounds less appetizing. |
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| gshellen New tactic: Suggest something in a meeting, then when the boss says, "Good idea. Any volunteers?" I disappear in a cloud of smoke. |
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| gshellen Only been in Sonoma two hours, and already seen more cutesy shit than I can handle. |
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| gshellen Q: Why did I promise @shellen that I would wait for him to return from vacation to see _The Dark Knight_? A: Because I am a fool. |
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| gshellen Roderick just took a backward pratfall and broke a guitar. During the first song. Out of control. |
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| gshellen Getting a pre-Long Winters burger, because you do NOT do J-Rod on an empty stomach. Or call him "J-Rod," I imagine. |
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| gshellen Just guessing that Vonnegut would not approve of his "Creative Writing 101" being applied to affiliate marketing: http://tinyurl.com/5w3u39 |
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| gshellen Wii owners: Rayman Raving Rabbids are pleasantly bizarre. |
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| gshellen Just used the email from thanksno.com for the first time. Simultaneously exhilarating and difficult to do. |
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| gshellen Of course my manager doesn't walk by when I'm working hard for hours, but instead as I'm watching Zach Galifianakis's Absolut vodka ad #3. |
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| gshellen I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Batman. |
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| gshellen Finally watching _The Graduate_. Funnier than expected. |
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| gshellen Had to defend Twitter today. Felt dirty afterwards. |
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| gshellen The couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the next table at Chevy's is having their dignity slowly eroded by crap put on their heads. |
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| gshellen My ability to have more than two alcoholic beverages and not be tipsy seems to have returned. Last saw it in college. |
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| gshellen Pretty much dominating at bocce ball. |
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| gshellen Couch is a strange word to use as a verb. Sounds like an extreme fighting move. |
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| gshellen Singing in the shower? Fine. Singing "Over The Rainbow" loudly in a work gym shower? Questionable. |
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