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@ylnt Am I missing something, or is there no feed of the YLNT blog? Also, is it acceptable to use the tiny cocktail sword as a toothpick?

gshellen There's another gent named Grant dining nearby. You'd think I'd get used to that after the first 50 times I hear his friends say his name.
gshellen "Pea sauce," when spoken aloud, sounds less appetizing.
gshellen New tactic: Suggest something in a meeting, then when the boss says, "Good idea. Any volunteers?" I disappear in a cloud of smoke.
gshellen Only been in Sonoma two hours, and already seen more cutesy shit than I can handle.
gshellen Q: Why did I promise @shellen that I would wait for him to return from vacation to see _The Dark Knight_? A: Because I am a fool.
gshellen Roderick just took a backward pratfall and broke a guitar. During the first song. Out of control.
gshellen Getting a pre-Long Winters burger, because you do NOT do J-Rod on an empty stomach. Or call him "J-Rod," I imagine.
gshellen Just guessing that Vonnegut would not approve of his "Creative Writing 101" being applied to affiliate marketing: http://tinyurl.com/5w3u39
gshellen Wii owners: Rayman Raving Rabbids are pleasantly bizarre.
gshellen Just used the email from thanksno.com for the first time. Simultaneously exhilarating and difficult to do.
gshellen Of course my manager doesn't walk by when I'm working hard for hours, but instead as I'm watching Zach Galifianakis's Absolut vodka ad #3.
gshellen I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Batman.
gshellen Finally watching _The Graduate_. Funnier than expected.
gshellen Had to defend Twitter today. Felt dirty afterwards.
gshellen The couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the next table at Chevy's is having their dignity slowly eroded by crap put on their heads.
gshellen My ability to have more than two alcoholic beverages and not be tipsy seems to have returned. Last saw it in college.
gshellen Pretty much dominating at bocce ball.
gshellen Couch is a strange word to use as a verb. Sounds like an extreme fighting move.
gshellen Singing in the shower? Fine. Singing "Over The Rainbow" loudly in a work gym shower? Questionable.