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  1. I'm noticing some continuity problems with Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. FAIL. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Runner-up dick punch goes to AT&T for dropping my cell call to Comcast halfway through my first troubleshooting call. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Dick punch of the night goes to Comcast, who unexpectedly dropped my phone & Internet service two days into living in my new house. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. The @thinglabs bug triage meeting is now a wine-and-cheese affair. As of now, this is going to be our favorite recurring meeting ever. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  5. Congrats to @lala_com on its acquisition by Apple. I did some user testing for them a while back, and they're standup folks. about 17 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. Also, it strikes me that Lady Gaga might actually be Orly Taitz in disguise. 5:29 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  7. Did no one do this a few months ago? I never saw it, so I'm going to pretend I'm original: http://brizzly.com/pic/NDF 5:28 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  8. Started drinking soda after a 10-year hiatus but would like to stop. Hoping publicly mentioning this will make me ashamed to continue. 4:03 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  9. Kind of surprised to learn "Rickroll" is not in the online @APStylebook. 11:57 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  10. I'm a bit behind on this, but "Do not hustle the lobsters" might be my favorite out-of-context line from this: http://bit.ly/31td97 10:19 AM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  11. The @thinglabs holiday party was a success, in that I ate delicious pig and finally got to use my pregnant wife as a designated driver. 1:06 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie
  12. @Mike_FTW Cool, come find me! I'm talking to Shaq by the cupcake dispenser. 9:10 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to Mike_FTW
  13. Of course the day I move away, Stomper, the @OaklandAs mascot, is at the mall in Pleasanton: http://bit.ly/7d58vO 8:42 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly
  14. I want to shoot a movie in and/or build a replica of this place: http://bit.ly/8Gquiz 5:58 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  15. @Jabberwokky That dog has a problem and you know it. @herGreekness just turns a blind eye. 4:12 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to Jabberwokky
  16. Any drink that a) requires cooking and b) wears a neckerchief is not for me: http://bit.ly/7n8VMc (sorry @Jabberwokky) 3:31 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  17. My coworker @dolapo just shared a cookie with me. This is how lifelong friendships are made, folks. Gonna get him this: http://bit.ly/5zUf5u 2:05 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  18. Mr. @anildash is visiting the @thinglabs office right now. Rockin' the hell out of a pink sweater. 11:48 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  19. @johnroderick I shared a dressing room with a bunch of burlesque dancers last night. It's a rough life, this rock 'n' roll. 11:37 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to johnroderick
  20. @Jabberwokky I'm there. I'd watch that one. 10:31 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to Jabberwokky