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  1. @denakats You chose wisely. #unrealistchaintweets
  2. RT this or your computer will turn back into a pumpkin at midnight! #unrealisticchaintweets (Yes, your computer once was a pumpkin)
  3. @slag_mag My intention was to syndicate, not medicate. However, my tweets may cause irritation and/or drowsiness. Consult your physician.
  4. If I syndicated @slag_mag @28PancakesLater @meetingboy & @RexHuppke I'd be synificantly funnier than I am now. #followfriday
  5. You should all check out @crackpotjack 's rant about Twitter http://bit.ly/oIC7E He's funny, despite what @lukevenk says.
  6. Prepare for today's anticlimatic gag in 5...4...3...2...
  7. Ever have a dream that you were at work and wake up angry that you didn't get paid?
  8. @timjahn In the land of HDTVs, "full screen" is an ironic format.
  9. @Valtool I haven't seen any of the Harry Potter flicks, but I read three of the books. Just to see what the fuss was about.
  10. @DevSatellite333 Thats as bad as tweting withoyt profreeding for speling erors.
  11. Everybody keeps saying Harry Potter is coming out next week. So much for Hogwarts' "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. (via @RexHuppke)
  12. Modeling career update: denied the "body by milk" contract, but I am featured in this month's "body by high fructose corn syrup" ad.
  13. The reviews for Transformers 2 are much more entertaining and well written than the movie itself.
  14. Not sure what this says about me, but I keep thinking of names for nautically themed gay bars: "Inflatable Dinghy" & "Bait and Tackle"
  15. @gainesvillejt Well at least you're reading on a Kindle, right?
  16. New post on how to deal yourself a winner every time the quick and unfair way. http://hellscoldday.com/ Thanks to @shwood from Scam School!
  17. @lynnedemeter What makes them so great?
  18. Tweet me your favorite Twitterer to be featured on http://finerflings.com/ (No self-nominating)
  19. @pokervixen I like things spelled out. Drug that included death as a possible side effect should also include rigimortis & decomposition
  20. I'd like to see emotional side effects included in the surgeon general warnings: side effects include migraines, diarrhea, regret...