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Don't care what your top three tweets are. Seriously. Couldn't give a rats arse. Keep your stats to yourself.8:34 AM Nov 29thfrom Tweetie
It's not so much Children in Need as "Adults in Need of Validation of their Existence". In my experience.4:14 PM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
Is Children in Need over? Thank fuck for that. Think I managed to avoid it completely this year.4:13 PM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
So this bollywood steps thing that's been endlessly tweeted about by certain people will be over soon then?12:17 PM Oct 9thfrom Birdfeed
They're getting off at Wellington. That's one reason never to visit Wellington.1:45 PM Aug 4thfrom Birdfeed
Fucking idiot family teaching youngest child how not to behave on trains. Headphones volume up.1:43 PM Aug 4thfrom Birdfeed