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  1. @HealthDump Decapitation? 8:58 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to HealthDump
  2. Don't just roast a turkey this Thanksgiving. Roast squirrels with habanero bird seed: http://grumpygardener.south... 8:30 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. How to barbecue squirrels and feed birdies at the same time: http://grumpygardener.south... 2:15 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. News flash! U.S. CO2 emissions down during Recession. Al Gore calls for long-term Depression. 12:35 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. Just checked vegetable garden. My Sarah Palins are sprouting! 11:31 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. Slobs across street have 6 newspapers sitting on driveway. Thinking about moving toilet there so I'll have time to read them. 11:25 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. Last night on NBC News with Brian Williams: "Santa Claus no longer answers children's letters from the North Pole." Hope kids were watching. 4:57 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. Just got some bird seed coated with habanero pepper. Any squirrel that eats it immediately combusts. Now that's good entertainment. 8:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  9. What plant has flowers of three different colors at once? Test your horticultural ejubication: http://grumpygardener.south... 8:24 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. @WadeOnTweets Hey, it works in Iran and Afghanistan. 2:43 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to WadeOnTweets
  11. On National Geographic tonight -- seniors square off against world's deadliest predator, Bernie Madoff. 2:22 PM Nov 18th from web
  12. @WadeOnTweets Aw crap! I already had my campaign slogan picked out. "Just steal something!" 2:14 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to WadeOnTweets
  13. Hmmm. What $2.99 Wal-Mart wine goes best with Prego spaghetti sauce? I'm thinking Oak Leaf Shiraz. 1:55 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. @SusanLorelei Tell you what -- Johnny Depp better not come into my office and ask for a shave. 10:48 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to SusanLorelei
  15. @SusanLorelei Ripped off by Johnny Depp again! Justice be damned! 10:26 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to SusanLorelei
  16. Through the smoke of burning tires, I glimpse a Confederate Rose: http://grumpygardener.south... 10:20 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. Planted a new row of Sarah Palins among the other vegetables yesterday. 7:50 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. Erin Street is my conscience, my Guiding Light. Nevermore shall I thee offend. 7:17 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. Read what could happen if women ran the world: http://grumpygardener.south... 11:10 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. Wife's birthday dinner at sport's bar not as successful as I'd hoped. MNF game was boring, so we ended up talking. 9:31 AM Nov 17th from web
  • Name Steve Bender
  • Location Birmingham, AL
  • Web http://grumpygard...
  • Bio I've written about gardening and the sorry state of the human condition for Southern Living since the last Ice Age.
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