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  1. Damn! I just sneezed so hard, I threw my back out. Day do-over, please.
  2. @Gwog What part of your coffee is broken?
  3. @megcabot That's what she said.
  4. @gaspode_ If you can afford it, get an iPhone. The scrabble app is great, and it can hook up to Facebook scrabble.
  5. @tcoz_tweet Check out Pb Dreams, too.
  6. Does anyone know how to interface two cans and a string with the Internet?
  7. I somehow managed to lose both my driver's license and my debit card. I am an impoverished unperson.
  8. This forgotten gem from the 60s has my favorite opening-credit sequence ever. Especially starting at 4:50. http://tinyurl.com/m8lyoa
  9. I dub myself the King of Poptarts.
  10. @brownpau If he's not already, he should be a novelist.
  11. I'm thinking this is fake, but it's also the best thing I've read in a long, long time: http://tinyurl.com/2pasjk
  12. I sneezed: http://tinyurl.com/l25zuq
  13. In honor of Farah Fawcett, I'm going to change my hairstyle.
  14. @jsmccallum Wow. I may have to switch banks!
  15. @jessamyn I'm so misanthropic that I do the opposite. I love ATMs, because I can what I want out of them without having a conversation.
  16. Let's see. What am I going to eat for lunch today? Oh yeah! The same thing I eat every day: a salad.
  17. "Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly." - Roselind Russel
  18. Writing is like sausage making; you'll be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.-GRRMrtin
  19. A test you can give yourself to see if you have Swine Flu. It's 99.9% accurate! http://tinyurl.com/pmu8wb
  20. As a kid, my favorite board game was "Voice of the Mummy." Never heard of it? Click here: http://tinyurl.com/nnzh8d