GroundhogPhil
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BREAKING: A terrifying shadow = 6 more weeks of winter! No complaining. We haven’t even had winter yet.
4:25 AM Feb 2nd
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Fireworks, the National Anthem, dancing girls and bad lip syncing. Is this the Super Bowl or Groundhog day?
4:11 AM Feb 2nd
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We're streaming my epicness live from Punxsutawney this morning:
3:54 AM Feb 2nd
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Wonder what aliens would think of humans singing "The Love Shack" at a caged rodent at 5 a.m. in the morning.
3:53 AM Feb 2nd
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Can't be in Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day? Bookmark my livestream:
9:17 PM Feb 1st
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I really don't get what all the fuss is about. Groundhogs predict the weather. Humans believe it. Seems straightforward.
9:07 PM Feb 1st
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It's getting quiet on Gobbler's Knob now. The media crews are off drinking, so I snuck out to get some refills for my Keurig.
8:57 PM Feb 1st
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Shock and horror as the world learns a giant rodent can only predict weather accurately 39% of the time.
1:23 PM Feb 1st
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We just did a dress rehearsal and boy are that guy’s hands cold.
11:57 AM Feb 1st
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BREAKING: All eyes are on me right now, and I'm mad with power!
8:23 AM Feb 1st
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Merry Groundhog Day Eve! I hope you've all been good boys and girls this year.
4:38 AM Feb 1st
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Meteorologists: lending credibility to a forecasting rodent since 1887.
2:50 PM Jan 31st
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After consulting with my inner circle this morning, we've made a decision. Wearing white after Labor Day is unfashionable.
9:10 AM Jan 31st
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Unlike the Super Bowl performers, there will be no lip syncing at my show on Thurs. Just me screeching into a microphone.
5:41 AM Jan 31st
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Quick - add this to your email signature: Please consider the prognosticating groundhog before printing this message.
1:28 PM Jan 30th
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Did you hear I'm on Foursquare this year? Check in at my burrow, watch me defecate in the corner, get a badge.
11:49 AM Jan 30th
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Am I nervous for Thursday? Nervous about a terrifying shadow waiting outside my burrow to murder me & steal my soul? Nah.
9:36 AM Jan 30th
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I hope you said yes. RT @: Lady came into work and asked me if we sell groundhog day cards? What?
2:03 PM Jan 29th
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Filling out my talent rider for the green room next week: giant bowl of black ants (no red), 15 grubs and a Swedish fish.
8:20 AM Jan 29th
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You may hear disinformation about how giant rodents can't actually predict weather. Please report them to Homeland Security.
1:31 PM Jan 28th
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- Name Punxsutawney Phil
- Location Gobbler's Knob, PA
- Bio Punxsutawney Phil, the Groundhog Day groundhog on Twitter. I’m fat, grumpy and sick of you humans bugging me every year.
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