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  1. I loved loved loved Avatar. I think it's my favourite piece of art from the 2000s. I want to be a Na'vi, or at least live on Pandora.
  2. If I yell "STOP" is the answer "Hammertime" or "Collaborate and listen"?
  3. omg! realised that I use Tone Loc's lyric "I need 50 dollars to make you holla" as my baseline when calculating inflation rates.
  4. omg! panic! only 407 shopping days until Christmas 2010!
  5. i wonder what year it was when mobile phones became the world's most popular torch. in other news, dollhouse cancelled.
  6. omg! how does one get the job "powerbroker"? And what does a powerbroker actually do? Even better is "former powerbroker".
  7. omg! strangely close competition for most ridiculous new TV drama btw Flash Forward and V, and one of them involves an alien invasion.
  8. omg! I was just thinking... whatever happened to that Barack Obama guy?
  9. omg! I read that not changing out of pyjamas when working from home is a prime indicator of failure. So I now have to sleep in my clothes.
  10. omg! Federer beaten again. What a LOSER!!! So much promise - is this chump ever going to deliver? I've had it with him. (yes, I'm late)
  11. omg! first tip for emulating Marshall from Alias: always stand when giving a presentation. second: work for world's most evil/slimy man.
  12. omg! it's funny that Blade came before Twilight, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries and Moonlight. Can't wait for the inevitable mashup movie.
  13. omg! My beeper just died. Maybe I should look at getting one of these eye phone things I hear about?
  14. omg! OH: "Dean, why the fuck are you eavesdropping on my conversation?"
  15. omg! nerd alert! I just realised that CSS reflections are inverse vampires: they only show one thing in the mirror. Also, they love garlic.
  16. omg! big win for me last night. I proved that a watched pot CAN TOTALLY boil. boom!
  17. omg! no votes for amputees!!
  18. omg! wouldn't it be cool if people really had to vote with their feet?
  19. omg! Funny how amazement upon finding someone who hasn't seen Star Wars has turned to jealously of finding someone who hasn't seen eps 1-3.
  20. omg! goal in life: to become such a successful drug lord that I use iPhones as "burner" phones