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  1. RT @whatishen: I don't mean to be ungrateful but there was only 2 green triangles in my tin of quality street. I see. God hates me.
  2. A good strategy for breaking writers' block is to write a first sentence so bad that it makes you laugh. I've used it many times today.
  3. @j4 OMG lemon sordid! Pls invent! #dirtypuddings
  4. @j4 Who are you?
  5. @j4 That's no praise sandwich, lady. That's a very dirty roulade.
  6. @wickwox I know the A&J joke (fellow fan) but it was weird out of context! No harm done though - don't worry.
  7. @robinhouston I think she has been having weirdnesses with her account.
  8. Ooh, thanks. That just worked! I hope it works again next time I need to do it.
  9. Yes, I know I tweeted about that yday. Then the issue was solved by repeating something I'd already done once. Today: 4 times and counting.
  10. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY HOW DO I REMOVE HYPERLINKS IN OPEN OFFICE
  11. @wickwox Oops! Sounds like your account was temporarily taken over or something.
  12. I got a DM text notification this morning: @wickwox saying "Who are you?" But didn't show up in my DMs when I logged into Twitter later.
  13. @whatishen when people complain about how much holiday kids have, they're really complaining about how little holiday they have themselves.
  14. @j4 I love the way the message "take your clothes off" has been wrapped in a roulade of you-go-girl empowerment. Are you on Loose Women?
  15. @lucyclare I bought the skirt because I thought it was a bargain. Now I realise bad clothes are only a bargain if you get paid to wear them.
  16. @lucyclare Maybe I came across as a bit body-fascist there. I was just being lighthearted about it being unflattering and a bit too small.
  17. @turpit I don't think nudity is particularly slimming either. Unless you get your body tattooed with lots of vertical lines.
  18. Should I get rid of the skirt that makes me look fat, or keep it just in case one day I *need* to look fat for some reason?
  19. I'm having a day where things inexplicably don't work the first time and just as inexplicably work the 2nd time. It's making me very grumpy.
  20. Why can't I get Open Office Writer to remove hyperlinks? If I can do it in Word, surely I can do it in Open Office.