griffinkate
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RT @: I don't mean to be ungrateful but there was only 2 green triangles in my tin of quality street. I see. God hates me.
about 7 hours ago
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A good strategy for breaking writers' block is to write a first sentence so bad that it makes you laugh. I've used it many times today.
1:46 PM Dec 8th
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@ OMG lemon sordid! Pls invent!
1:45 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to j4
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@ Who are you?
1:43 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to j4
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@ That's no praise sandwich, lady. That's a very dirty roulade.
1:38 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to j4
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@ I know the A&J joke (fellow fan) but it was weird out of context! No harm done though - don't worry.
1:28 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to wickwox
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@ I think she has been having weirdnesses with her account.
1:21 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to robinhouston
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Ooh, thanks. That just worked! I hope it works again next time I need to do it.
1:21 PM Dec 8th
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Yes, I know I tweeted about that yday. Then the issue was solved by repeating something I'd already done once. Today: 4 times and counting.
1:19 PM Dec 8th
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY HOW DO I REMOVE HYPERLINKS IN OPEN OFFICE
1:18 PM Dec 8th
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@ Oops! Sounds like your account was temporarily taken over or something.
1:17 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to wickwox
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I got a DM text notification this morning: @ saying "Who are you?" But didn't show up in my DMs when I logged into Twitter later.
1:08 PM Dec 8th
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@ when people complain about how much holiday kids have, they're really complaining about how little holiday they have themselves.
12:32 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to whatishen
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@ I love the way the message "take your clothes off" has been wrapped in a roulade of you-go-girl empowerment. Are you on Loose Women?
12:28 PM Dec 8th
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@ I bought the skirt because I thought it was a bargain. Now I realise bad clothes are only a bargain if you get paid to wear them.
2:07 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to lucyclare
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@ Maybe I came across as a bit body-fascist there. I was just being lighthearted about it being unflattering and a bit too small.
2:05 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to lucyclare
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@ I don't think nudity is particularly slimming either. Unless you get your body tattooed with lots of vertical lines.
1:37 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to turpit
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Should I get rid of the skirt that makes me look fat, or keep it just in case one day I *need* to look fat for some reason?
1:30 PM Dec 7th
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I'm having a day where things inexplicably don't work the first time and just as inexplicably work the 2nd time. It's making me very grumpy.
12:28 PM Dec 7th
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Why can't I get Open Office Writer to remove hyperlinks? If I can do it in Word, surely I can do it in Open Office.
12:26 PM Dec 7th
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