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  1. Sign says: "Flowers Brighten Everyones Day", but not really, not if you have a wrench stuck up your ass. Flowers don't bring it in that case
  2. I believe the lowast enjoys a fine serif while the middot prefers the company of a sans-serif, or so they tell me.
  3. I will be buying nothing today because I am poor. Were I rich I would be buying two of everything.
  4. When I get mentally overwhelmed an intense desire to sleep overtakes me.
  5. "Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." Wise words.
  6. That five dollar foot long commercial is a phallic masterpiece.
  7. The windup is part of the delivery. You may not know this, but she does.
  8. I miss all the campaigning. I need to be pandered to in the worse way.
  9. Twitter can be a cruel host to the blithe twitterist.
  10. I find ignorance is best delivered in a simple "I don't know" without a conjunction and clause nipping at is heels.
  11. "Don't find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain." Wise words from Henry Ford.
  12. About one or twice a year I'll get the curious urge to purchase a Bunny cause they're so damn cute.
  13. Looking forward to a long day of college football and nominal intellectual acuity.
  14. @ajawest happy for you.
  15. Two grilled cheese sandwiches and a Winter Lager please.
  16. [The Home as womb and the emasculation of American society via Levittowns.] A million thoughts of the wretched variety can wear you down.
  17. The adage "what you resist persists" applies here so I'm hitting the reset button and heading back to bed for a quick nap.
  18. Waking up tired puts a damper on an otherwise beautiful morning.
  19. You're more my type if you've peed outdoors sometime in the last three days.
  20. @ajawest our roots can run deep huh? I crave cold winters... as for ampersands check out all these yummy examples - http://tr.im/1bxu