grettir
- I get my braces off at 3:30PM, and I'm spending the subsequent 24 hours kissing every girl in sight. Hide your daughters/wives/grandmothers.about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
- In honor of our forefathers, whose toil, determination, and sacrifice made this country what it is today, I suppose I should shower.1:08 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
- "Okay, Mom." http://tr.im/qIRH11:31 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- Yes, they're sitting a little too close...but this is where the flame-retardant pants really start paying dividends. http://mtile.us/grettir11:05 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- Did they increase the rise on Levi's 501s? I feel like a Boca Raton retiree with his waistband pulled up to his armpits. #pantsquest8:49 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- Brilliant Bad Idea #237: Something along the lines of passport stamps...but for temple recommends. Collect all 129!6:03 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- I hate every pair of pants that I own. And as a (trousered) Keats once said, "A man who must live outside of his pants is no man at all."2:08 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- ...and all this time I thought it was North Montana.9:42 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- Almost passed out in theater due to lack of oxygen caused by collective gasp of women seeing a shirtless Taylor Lautner in New Moon trailer.7:32 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Touting the "success" of the new Transformers movie is like bragging about the "success" of your girlfriend based on her hourly rate.9:36 PM Jun 28th from Twitterrific
- One of the most important Single Dad Ninja skills you can possess: Shopping for girls' clothes.1:03 PM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
- My glasses make me look like I have a unibrow. Why did no one tell me this? What ELSE have you people not been telling me!?!1:11 PM Jun 24th from Twitterrific
- Cookie magazine recommends "Coraline" for kids 6-10+. Because it's never too early to be traumatized by an octogenarian in thong/pasties.11:09 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific
- Attending Zoë's Hip Hop dance recital. Word. http://twitpic.com/85ef25:53 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific
- Back from night duty at Girls' Camp. Based on my observations, Girls' Camp is a spa treatment involving 5 days of campfire smoke saturation.8:44 AM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
- Emma is at Girls' Camp this week. I feel lopsided with only one daughter. I keep listing to the left.11:33 PM Jun 16th from Twitterrific
- You can keep your Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. I'll take Sky High any day of the week.6:53 PM Jun 14th from Twitterrific
- Other fashion designers take note: You never see Levi Strauss' name in the tabloids. He just shuts up and sews his jeans.4:19 PM Jun 13th from Twitterrific
- @robynski Excellent. Added to the addendum.3:11 PM Jun 11th from Twitterrific
- More words to avoid when complimenting women: Suitable, established, settled, steady, dependable, sound, sturdy, robust, hardwearing.2:53 PM Jun 11th from Twitterrific
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- Name Grettir
- Location Utah
- Web http://tinypineap...
- Bio Single father of two tween girls, spy, writer, aficionado of diminutive bromeliads, collector of nurse fiction, film school drop-out, and actor (semi-retired).
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