gretchenenders
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It's romantic-er because we call it date night.
3:42 PM Nov 7th
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The nemesis is back, and she's brought her fanatical devotion to professional sports with her.
2:51 PM Nov 2nd
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I'm the master of biting my tongue. Eventually all this vitriol will have to be released...maybe in the form of my own greeting card line?
9:59 AM Sep 2nd
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Streep Tease rehearsal...I should be paying for this sh*t. These dudes are so hilarious, come see for yourselves Sept 5th (bangstudio.com)
1:28 PM Aug 30th
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already thinking about breakfast for dinner.
9:44 AM Aug 25th
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I can hear all that food in your mouth when you're talking to me on the phone.
3:23 PM Aug 19th
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@ really felt your presence at the show last night. It was rude of me not to thank you right after, like Mylie Cyrus. Sorry, God.
10:05 AM Aug 14th
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in reply to HolyGod
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@ Iamfriendswithsluts is the best thing to happen to me in the last, oh, 72 hours...at least. Thank you for that.
4:24 PM Aug 13th
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in reply to molls
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Topic of this morning's lecture delivered by my dentist while I was held hostage: the benefits of vinyl flooring over faux wood laminate.
10:35 AM Aug 13th
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I woke up to the smell of bacon this morning, but it was coming from some other apartment. Have you ever heard of anything so cruel?
12:15 PM Aug 12th
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Don't think I don't notice I'm the only one stocking the fridge with Diet Coke. You'll miss having cold ones when I'm gone.
2:31 PM Aug 11th
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@ Joe Bags!
11:35 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to birbigs
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@ Why did you have to take John Hughes from us?!? Bad God, very bad God!
5:29 PM Aug 6th
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in reply to HolyGod
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Dreamt I was repeatedly attacked by a bull mastiff with the head of Sarah Jessica Parker. Ball's in your court, Freud.
10:30 AM Aug 4th
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Damn you, Real Sports. Every month you gotta come up with the saddest story in the world. Thanks. Jeez.
2:51 PM Jul 28th
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trolling through my HS graduating class on facebook and apparently one of my classmates was named Jake Ryan. WHAT? Yeah, Jake Ryan. Huh.
11:47 AM Jul 24th
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I feel like a kid on the last day of school.
10:15 AM Jul 24th
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There's nothing quite like the feeling of joy when I find my boss' parking spot empty while walking through the parking garage.
9:50 AM Jul 23rd
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I'm angry tired
10:17 AM Jul 22nd
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Whiney men bug...moreso than whiney women. It's not fair, but in the immortal words of Bruce Hornsby, that's just the way it is.
2:10 PM Jul 20th
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- Name gretchen enders
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio I have proportionately small feet, but I don't let it bring me down.
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