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GretaPunch

  1. People my age only just getting into Lord Of The Rings - what have you been DOING about 5 hours ago via Echofon
  2. @Jellyflaw /has shower, gets dressed, sits at laptop about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jellyflaw
  3. @whatkainsaid OMG YOU BETTER TEXT ME RIGHT NOW about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to whatkainsaid
  4. And just like that, thousands of iinet customers went to bed. about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  5. Remember how you shit your pants at the end of Batman Begins when you saw the Jokers calling card? about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  6. I guess the neighbours are with iinet too cos I can't steal theirs rn either. about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  7. @emmajaaane iinet is down all over Melb 😢 about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to emmajaaane
  8. @Jellyflaw @iiNet I was DOWNLOADING an APP and now I have to wait LONGER about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jellyflaw
  9. @Jellyflaw @iinet ITS DOWN FOR ME TOO about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jellyflaw
  10. Thanks Internet for being real shit! U da best. about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  11. if i was a character in batman i would be michael caine about 7 hours ago via web
  12. RIP Mr and Mrs Batman about 8 hours ago via web
  13. @jbcantweet twitter.com/GretaPunch/sta… about 8 hours ago via web in reply to jbcantweet
  14. more like Wellman about 8 hours ago via web
  15. remember when Batman fell down the well about 8 hours ago via web
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  17. @jbcantweet valahalha morghughlulis was about 8 hours ago via web in reply to jbcantweet
  18. People on Facebook not realising that was the last Game Of Thrones episode. are you even educated on the series? about 8 hours ago via web
  19. @timsterne best twist about 9 hours ago via web in reply to timsterne
  20. @kayumite we got a lot of Finding Nemo. and this one time, White Chicks. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to kayumite
  • Name Greta
  • Location Uranus
  • Web http://gretapunch...
  • Bio 21 year old Joffrey-sympathiser. My great accomplishments are all meeting celebrities and not vomiting on them.
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