This is one of many reasons why cuttlefish will one day be our masters: ow.ly/94KoK

@gilcnaan @ProphetLoki If you do drink any vodka, it should be this vodka: ow.ly/94IeJ

@gilcnaan Vodka? Did you already kill the mead in a pre-Wicked haze?

No witty VDay comment required.

Obviously Greece didn't get the notice to keep the noise down while the Grammys were on. ow.ly/91OCy

Possessed fetus' is crazy.

@pinkieboadicea And it all goes back to Slam Pig.

@pinkieboadicea Bacon makes everything sexy.

If I ever write a self help book, it'll be entitled "Shut the Hell Up! That's Why!"

@pinkieboadicea Indeed! Now you can twit yourself all day long.

Some folks suggested I watch the movie Megan is Missing. They all can expect a burning paper bag of dog poop on their doorsteps shortly.

@piscesinblack Nope. I make spooky art and DJ at Dorian's (Dave Ghoul).

Oren Peli (Paranormal Activity & now #TheRiver) wouldn't know spooky if it dick-slapped him. What a frigging disappointment.

Good frigging grief. #TheRiver just about ripped of SyFy's Destination Truth's haunted Mexican island full of creepy baby dolls episode.

@joshuagates Your creepy baby dolls are creepier than their creepy baby dolls #The River

The River, for a "found footage" style series, isn't realistic in that aspect at all. Way too polished. And predictable. Hope waining. Fast.

Wear it like a badge. ow.ly/8VOoB

The River starts tonight. Have a bad feeling it'll just be Paranormal Activity meets the Smoke Monster from Lost.

I have a feeling some of you may be interested in this - How to build your own home theater: ow.ly/8OKZa

I winterized for this? Bet if I ripped it down we'd get lots of snow. And we all know how good I am at tempting fate. Remember the quake?