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  1. Off to enjoy the yummy goodness of postmortem meleagris; AKA oven roasted turkey.
  2. Admitting you killed a cop on national TV, then pleading not guilty, isn't what i would call "smart".
  3. Next uninvited knock on my door had better be from a curvy, boobtastic woman, or I swear I'm going to answer in nothing but a sock!
  4. @GilCnaan No, I don't. Hence the curiosity as to why such a thing is.
  5. How is a chainsaw even remotely related to an image search for "bellydancer" I ask? How?!
  6. @ChadSavage Sounds like someone needs to get out more.
  7. @ChadSavage Have a barking terror. Still doesn't prevent the knocking of the door by those who are not welcomed.
  8. Need a spam filter for my front door. Suggestions from my peanut gallery?
  9. Gobble Palooza, Old Navy marketing department, sounds more like an adult film title than a sale on crappy clothing for preppies.
  10. I'll be heading off to the Philly nerd gathering, AKA Philcon, shortly. See some of you there.
  11. For those who don't like their vampire romances to include sparkles, might I suggest "Near Dark", which is sparkle free.
  12. I hear a rumble off to the distance. And by distance I don't mean my pants. Thunder? In November? At 1:50AM? Strange.
  13. Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lessen we should learn.
  14. Blog Post: New Art: CONSTRUCT http://bit.ly/rdPBv
  15. Waiting for Gorilla Glue to harden. Aaaaand bad jokes in 3, 2, 1...
  16. @GilCnaan Oh, I'm thinking the whole shabang for both.
  17. Google cult or Apple cult?
  18. @trillsie See you there!
  19. @onezumi That would be pretty sweet if you can
  20. White Castle turkey stuffing. For when you really hate your toilet. http://bit.ly/2eQlOh