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  1. I'm in Heathrow, Terminal 3 seating area wearing a loud shirt in front of WHSmiths. Anyone near me?
  2. stuck in traffic in arkansas. whwhy is this trip so tough???
  3. Ooooh, they have chicken fingers. I'm gonna run a train on these chicken fingers.
  4. Honky. That's racist.
  5. I think your'e perfect. Because you're young, you're fun and you don't want to go to prison.
  6. Why is presence in quotes? Are you implying that we're not here?
  7. Obviously, we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.
  8. Love, take me down/To the street. That's not a Wings song.
  9. (sing songy) Guilty as charged! 'I already prefer jail.'
  10. (Hand up) 'Yes, Wheeler?' 'What the fuck is SturdyWings?'
  11. We thought we could park here. And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.
  12. I have an idea. Let's get married. I don't have a ring.
  13. It's not poison. It's got juice in it.
  14. 'That's not a motto. That's just you saying a bunch of things'
  15. 'Venti is a large.' 'Really? Who says? Fellini?'
  16. Ok, I really love the movie, Role Models. haven't seen it? Look away. I'm livetweeting the movie.
  17. Ok, so, I posted my blog post but the twitter tools sem to be slow. Anyoen else have this problem with WP blogs?
  18. It's not enough that you have this religion, but you also have to use it like a weapon against everyone you know?
  19. I'm really curious why Twitterers don't use more programmer shortcuts like ! and *
  20. ATOD: If God put the tree of good and evil in Eden, and Jesus came to redeem our sins, did God set us up to thank him forever like a chump?