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  1. Wanted: revenge ideas for parents of kid who told my kindergartener that Santa's not real. Violent ideas welcome -- preferred actually. #fb
  2. Starting to feel a little shunned/relieved since I'm apparently one of the few that didn't have an affair with #TigerWoods. #fb
  3. We'd probably be planning pancakes and spaghetti for dinner even if Josie wasn't out of town, right? Right?! #fb
  4. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES
  5. @hodgman @birbigs Not so fast on 'self satisfied channel'. Dennis Miller has dibs.
  6. Cool Hand Lube #oneletteroffmovies
  7. Brainspotting #oneletteroffmovies
  8. "Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk - Gothamist" Worth looking at for the second pic. http://bit.ly/3q9Bge #fb
  9. RT @birbigs: last night at 11pm faced with the quandary: go for a jog or eat. 1st place:wings. 2nd place:pizza. honorable mention: jogging.
  10. @tgwilson me & Clippy (he's still bitter, but likes to party) hunkered down in the back with about a dozen and went to town.
  11. Just now recovering from all the awesome #Windows 7 parties I went to last night. Those video how-tos were spot on. I need an aspirin.
  12. @ComcastBill I'm chatting w/ someone now. Had to re-enter all the info, though, which was my frustration.
  13. (Not) nicely done, #comcast -- frustrating to get this at all. Bonus points for losing form info from prior screen http://twitpic.com/mitwd
  14. "Who the hell is wolf?" says young Falcon, in what sounds like an undiscovered work from Aesop. Moral? http://bit.ly/4AXvyZ #fb #balloonboy
  15. need help w/ Halloween costume idea, otherwise I'll just have to go as 'Sexy Cop' again. And really, that's not good for me or anyone #fb
  16. 1959 called. They want their bigot back. http://bit.ly/28q2P2 #really
  17. So, got my Google Wave invite and...crickets. Who else is wave-ready? I want to put it through its paces #fb #googlewave
  18. By night's end, Beck & Hannity's crack research teams will enlighten us all on sinister connection btwn ACORN, Bill Ayers and #balloonboy
  19. Hope he's OK, but this rates off the charts on a scale of 1 to absurd. "Wife Swap". UFOs. Balloon boy. Falcon. Pinch me #balloonboy #fb
  20. Don't think this pic does justice to car I was just parked by. Passenger seat covered w/ garbage, mostly food #fb http://yfrog.com/55tpij