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  1. The crunch underfoot of Autumn's leaves, a sad reminder of the withering winter of my years... Note to self: must get pissed again. 3:10 AM Oct 10th from web
  2. Apologies to my legions of followers. Bad summer karma due to B bleeding T and the holiday landlady from hell-or was that Brighton? 2:04 PM Sep 14th from web
  3. Wimbledon over already? Just woke up. Convinced I've got swine flu, cos I swear I just saw England beat the Aussies in the Ashes. 4:39 AM Jul 21st from web
  4. Wimbledon on the tely, short skirts, fresh strawbs, a bottle of hobgoblin and sitting in my underpants. It doesn't get better than this 8:56 AM Jun 30th from web
  5. e 7:09 AM Jun 22nd from web
  6. I suppose you think I can't spell proparly? Hear we gow again. Bloody iphone, bloody stubby fingers, bloody, bleedin', effin', waste of spac 7:07 AM Jun 22nd from web
  7. Of course, talking about grunting at Wimbledon, you should here those Wombles go at it. 6:34 AM Jun 22nd from web
  8. Watching Wimbledon, court no 1. I love it when they scream... 6:31 AM Jun 22nd from web
  9. Apologies for recent lack of tweets. Due to social experimentation (going out). Experiment failed, hence back on the twatting tweeter. 3:43 AM Jun 20th from web
  10. Recovering from launderette travesty. Now the owner of a complete range of yellowing briefs. Also, don't recommend mixing Piriton with Pims. 9:19 AM Jun 14th from web
  11. Washing smalls this ave. Leopard skin slips with white briefs dilemma. 6:03 AM Jun 13th from web
  12. gregorypig is wondering about Nick Griffin eggate. Were they free range or battery? 9:33 AM Jun 9th from web
  13. You think I'm weird? http://activatecomix.com/73-1-28.comic You do, don't you? 9:16 AM Jun 9th from web
  14. What happened to Monday? Thought I only had the one bottle of JD. Breath like a tramps jock strap. 6:26 AM Jun 9th from web
  15. wassit all abart? http://activatecomix.com/73-1-4.comic 3:07 PM Jun 7th from web
  16. Ah think ahm pissed again, woo-oh-oh. Phil Collins ate my hamstring. 3:04 PM Jun 7th from web
  17. Yeah, Kate and Yasmina. Up the workers... 1:58 PM Jun 7th from web
  18. You're hired, you're fired, you're wired, you're tired... 1:54 PM Jun 7th from web
  19. Still bloody at it, 3 toasties and one stubby HB pencil later and the Aprentice is on, but no bloody where with the feckin' lyrics... 1:52 PM Jun 7th from web
  20. Tonight's the nite baby. Cheese toasty, JD & C and a fresh HB... 11:17 AM Jun 7th from web