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@mjenkins If the standard is 51% truth, then "Oprah quitting her show, launches cable network, has alien love-child" meets the standard.about 1 hour agofrom webin reply to mjenkins
In Park Board release on closing part of Mt. Airy Forest, "natural resource management" is short for "cops using deer for target practice."9:17 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
@danielepfarr's iTunes collection of Beatles songs is the only thing keeping me sane this morning. Revolver FTW.8:49 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
@AnthonyDB A county jailer once told me, "Just because you can put data into the database doesn't mean you can get it out of the database."8:06 AM Nov 23rdfrom webin reply to AnthonyDB
I grew up in Cincy, lived in Akron and went to GCL and MAC schools. He's still a great coach. RT @MichaelWeinreb: Bringbackfaust.com3:34 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie