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Please head over to for a message regarding the state of Dr. Sir Greg Orwen, Esq.
12:00 AM May 29th
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I will now test my time machine by traveling back in time one week. Wish me luck.
3:40 PM May 26th
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I've collected my secret stash of old money, packed my time traveling bag, and am now ready to travel further back in time, wish me luck.
12:59 PM May 26th
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If it wasn't for the sleeping pills my people invented, I may not be able to sleep due to the excitement of me testing my time machine soon.
1:04 PM May 25th
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I have to make sure I get to my time machine before my present self gets to it -- so I can use it before he does and gets stuck in the past.
11:07 AM May 25th
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Thought that seeing Terminator: Salvation a second time would make it make sense -- it didn't, even with my time travel experience now.
8:48 PM May 24th
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Seeing Terminator:Salvation in preperation for my time travel test later this week.
3:24 PM May 24th
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For the past couple of days I've been convinced I've been seeing myself - but I know for a fact my clone was destroyed after the incident.
5:59 PM May 23rd
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Avoiding present me while being stuck in the past is tough. Good thing I already know what I've done.
3:14 PM May 23rd
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My people are telling me my time machine will be fully functional in three days -- then I will test it by going back a week.
2:34 PM May 22nd
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Being stuck in the past has it benefits -- One: I have been winning ever horse race I've bet on. Two: Second income as a psychic.
12:34 PM May 22nd
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Slick Rick jacked my style -- but his addition of a eye patch was a good move.
3:46 PM May 21st
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Going back in time has had adverse effects on my team in the pasts ability to make their time machine - I might be stuck in the past forever
1:15 PM May 21st
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My time machine has broken down in the past -- I now have to wait a week until my people in the past complete my time machine.
11:55 AM May 20th
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This message is proof that I have successfully traveled back in time via my time machine.
11:01 AM May 19th
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When I give a speech my rider indicates that everyone must look me in the eyes when they speak - its the only way I can tell if youre a liar
1:01 AM May 15th
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Some guy claimed to be my twin today -- I told him I knew he wasn't because we weren't psychically connected, cause I didn't see him coming.
1:03 AM May 14th
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Glad Gordon Campbell was re-elected in BC -- or all that payola I paid him would have been for nothing.
1:00 AM May 13th
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Starting a new twitter revolution, . The moon landing was faked - by that time we already had a secret colony up there.
4:02 PM May 10th
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It started raining today and I only had my Billionaire Italian Couture Umbrella - I had to use it, and it got wet. I hate when that happens.
7:19 PM May 8th
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- Name Dr. Sir Greg Orwen
- Location My 11 Mansions, and Private Is
- Web http://www.gregor...
- Bio I'm the reason Twitter was invented
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