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And I thought Meredith Baxter Birney had no chemistry with Michael Gross because he was, y'know, Michael Gross.
5:43 PM Dec 2nd
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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day you re-gifted it.
9:20 AM Dec 2nd
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Why didn't anyone tell me they have places to eat in San Francisco? I would have started working there ages ago.
7:17 PM Dec 1st
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Hard to believe that this generation sees Paula Abdul the way I did Dionne Warwick.
9:19 AM Nov 29th
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I hate shopping. Getting up at 3 a.m. to go shopping would be like getting up early for a punch in the nose.
10:31 AM Nov 28th
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@ No Oprah! I am all move on, dot org.
2:20 PM Nov 23rd
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I should quit my job more often. It apparently frees people to tell you things like "you have a great ass."
5:48 PM Nov 20th
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It's true that prayer influenced Oprah's decision to end her show...I've been praying for her to leave for years.
4:11 PM Nov 20th
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My friend Meredith's company, Method Soap, unleashed a viral video: LOOFAH.
7:11 AM Nov 20th
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Trying to make up my mind between slamming my fingers in a car door repeatedly, or continuing to watch AMC's remake of "The Prisoner."
2:52 PM Nov 17th
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@ I always thought that was I can't CHANGE time. How do you trace time? With a tachyon marker marker? Bowie was weird.
4:25 PM Nov 16th
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Gearing up to turn and face the strange ch-ch-ch-changes. Just gonna have to be a different man.
3:59 PM Nov 16th
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Spent three hours cleaning up my yard, and the squirrel who lives there doesn't even say "thanks."
12:45 PM Nov 14th
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I love the fact that my politikus for @ has created my own tag on Huffington Post:
7:32 PM Nov 12th
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AP headline: "Suri Has Public Meltdown." DAMN her for being a child!
10:32 AM Nov 10th
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Airlines no longer ask if we've accepted bags from strangers. Does this mean we can do it now? I hate saying "no" to those nice people.
5:13 PM Nov 8th
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@ Was at a work thing and missed it! Would have given it a shot.
6:04 AM Nov 7th
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Obama says he's "working hard" to help unemployed. SO mean to rub it in their faces that you have a job.
9:06 AM Nov 6th
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Kwanzaa Leap: Sci-fi adventure about a man who jumps back and forth between meaningless holidays.
4:42 PM Nov 5th
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Shouldn't have taken my green waste to the curb before going to work today, because now my slacks have green waste in an inconvenient area.
1:08 PM Nov 3rd
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- Name Greg Howard
- Location Oakland, CA
- Web http://www.geesea...
- Bio I'm taller than Tom Cruise, so that's something.
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