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  1. And I thought Meredith Baxter Birney had no chemistry with Michael Gross because he was, y'know, Michael Gross.
  2. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day you re-gifted it. #georgemichaelfirstdrafts
  3. Why didn't anyone tell me they have places to eat in San Francisco? I would have started working there ages ago.
  4. Hard to believe that this generation sees Paula Abdul the way I did Dionne Warwick.
  5. I hate shopping. Getting up at 3 a.m. to go shopping would be like getting up early for a punch in the nose.
  6. @bobdehn No Oprah! I am all move on, dot org.
  7. I should quit my job more often. It apparently frees people to tell you things like "you have a great ass."
  8. It's true that prayer influenced Oprah's decision to end her show...I've been praying for her to leave for years.
  9. My friend Meredith's company, Method Soap, unleashed a viral video: http://tinyurl.com/yensozx LOOFAH.
  10. Trying to make up my mind between slamming my fingers in a car door repeatedly, or continuing to watch AMC's remake of "The Prisoner."
  11. @bobdehn I always thought that was I can't CHANGE time. How do you trace time? With a tachyon marker marker? Bowie was weird.
  12. Gearing up to turn and face the strange ch-ch-ch-changes. Just gonna have to be a different man.
  13. Spent three hours cleaning up my yard, and the squirrel who lives there doesn't even say "thanks."
  14. I love the fact that my politikus for @SusannaSpeier has created my own tag on Huffington Post: http://bit.ly/3pNAsM
  15. AP headline: "Suri Has Public Meltdown." DAMN her for being a child!
  16. Airlines no longer ask if we've accepted bags from strangers. Does this mean we can do it now? I hate saying "no" to those nice people.
  17. @politku Was at a work thing and missed it! Would have given it a shot.
  18. Obama says he's "working hard" to help unemployed. SO mean to rub it in their faces that you have a job.
  19. Kwanzaa Leap: Sci-fi adventure about a man who jumps back and forth between meaningless holidays.
  20. Shouldn't have taken my green waste to the curb before going to work today, because now my slacks have green waste in an inconvenient area.