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violinistliz
@ikantthink I miss you! No one is around to ask me tons of questions and pry into the most intimate aspects of my life!
10:43 AM May 12, 2008
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Karoli
(danwashburn): 27 China earthquake updates so far on Shanghaiist: http://is.gd/feq
02:22 AM May 12, 2008
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zeldman
Calling it a mens lounge and doing it up in marble doesn't keep the spray from missing the urinal.
03:13 PM May 11, 2008
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gracepiano
My mother:"You haven't updated your twitter in 24 hours! I called because I was worried-is everything ok?" Twitter has become my lifestream!
10:08 PM May 06, 2008
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Karoli
@greggscott yes, it does. 27 Reuters test spams later, I can say definitively that it's working
11:39 PM May 05, 2008
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dmoren
GTA IV will be the death of me. Also, several hundred pedestrians, peace officers, and innocent bystanders.
01:40 AM May 05, 2008
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scottsimpson
The only difference between my house and prison is that our ad hoc economy is based on jelly beans.
10:54 AM May 04, 2008
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shawnz
My son raised his hand at church when they asked for birthdays. The whole church sang him Happy Birthday. He was born on Dec. 27!
12:45 PM May 04, 2008
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acedtect
A day without Twiter is like a day.
11:14 PM May 03, 2008
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Moltz
Just pulled out a really long nose hair which precipitated a bout of sneezing. Saturday nights are different than they used to be.
09:35 PM May 03, 2008
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nazgul
@mediaphyter You had a four hour hair appointment just to prepare for ROCK BAND?
08:55 PM May 03, 2008
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communicatrix
Who sewed the gigantic magnet in the couch and swapped out my regular jeans for metal pants? Seriously. I don't think I can move.
05:45 PM May 03, 2008
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christinelu
@MaeSotShane re: Singapore govt matchmaking. Maybe birthrate is low b/c imagining Lee Kwan Yue in the bedroom egging you on = buzz kill. =\
03:20 PM May 03, 2008
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JefferySimpson
Why can't coffee drinkers just admit that they're addicted? Maybe then they'd stop looking down on me for being hooked on methamphetamines.
03:15 PM May 03, 2008
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meangrape
Dear 100GB database table: I fucking hate you. Die in a fire, you fucking fuck.
11:05 PM May 02, 2008
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christinelu
❤ damn my FB boyfriend @giannii is fine ❤ our social media relationship is still in its honeymoon phase. it's all about the status update.
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08:57 PM May 02, 2008
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robot_operator
You know ambient music is really good when you can't tell if it's actually playing or not.
01:51 PM May 02, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Yeah, I just ate a dog biscuit for $4 on a dare. But the joke's on my coworker who has no idea of the Twittercred this will bring in.
03:16 PM May 01, 2008
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scottsimpson
If you're out of stuff to read in Google Reader, it looks like "nytimes.com" still posts new articles almost every day.
02:48 PM May 01, 2008
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Moltz
Jamie Lee Curtis is hot until you start thinking of Tony Curtis and then every time you look at her you just see Tony Curtis and it's over.
06:55 AM May 01, 2008
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