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  1. Santa Is Coming http://flic.kr/p/7qgzeJ
  2. Today reminded me of those grainy institutional films they showed us in high school of sperm trying to fertilize an egg.
  3. @Admore TwitteroftheDay.com
  4. http://twitpic.com/uyqb3 - A gift the whole family can enjoy (via @ebertchicago)
  5. This Steven Seagal death announcement is spreading faster than a Twitter hoax.
  6. Steven Seagal didn't die off the St. Tropez coast it was Stephen Seagull. Check the spelling people.
  7. Who knew the year 2009 would go on a celebrity killing spree unrlenenting until the bitter end.
  8. My 78-year old Dad is away more organized for his death than I am for my life.
  9. I just ate a Pringles potato chip off the floor of my car. The last time I bought Pringles was in July.
  10. Of all the celebrities named Brittany, Lord, why did you have to take that one.
  11. I'm as upset about Brittany Murphy dying as she would be about me dying. She has no idea who I am either.
  12. @JamiGibbs Yes. It seems to be part of a live results feed along with blog posts, news stories etc. Ooooh. I'm getting chills!
  13. @Karoli Sadly there are thousands of deaths from anorexia every year. With due respect hers is no more tragic just because she's an actress.
  14. I just saw Jim Carrey in The Grinch. Talk about taking a dump on a Christmas Classic.
  15. It's sad when anyone dies unexpectedly. But it's not as sad when you had no idea who they were and had never heard of them. Just sayin'.
  16. @Snakecharmers @GlendaWH @shelisrael I think a UNICEF sponsorship or something about giving is in order. Thanks for the feedback.
  17. Hmmm...What to get for the nieces who have everything and appreciate nothing.
  18. RT @lurkey: Nothing says Merry Christmas like placing your last scrabble tile with a victorious, 'Suck It MOM!'. #TrueStory
  19. I just got a message in my Hotmail for 'Female V i a g r a'--or as it's known by its other name, red wine.
  20. I'll bet you $100,000 that 2012 prophecy is false. If nothing happens you pay me out. If the world does end then you get the cash.