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  1. I feel like every minute I spend not watching The Fantastic Mr. Fox is a minute I'm wasting. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Does anyone have a full Santa suit we could use for a video sketch? It's going to be hilarious and quite twisted! 5:04 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  3. Sooooo funny! RT @MiniatureTravis Any room with jodie foster inside of it is a panic room. 4:06 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  4. Yay! A fluke play to kill my parlay! Love it! 4:04 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  5. FUCK YOUR CONSOLING TEXTS!!!! WE JUST WON, BITCHES!!!! http://yfrog.com/33ndej 12:26 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  6. State's defense is abysmal, so we're getting crushed. Feel free to send me consoling texts.919.824.4109. I'll text back pics of nearby fans. 10:52 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  7. Heading out to Carter-Finley for State vs. UNC. Let's go, Wolfpack!!! 8:22 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  8. Jon Turner is in town! Dinner w/ the red-headed prince of Vegas and the rest of the old poker crew responsible for my less-than-stellar GPA. 1:48 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  9. Last Chance Harvey on Instant Netflix. Dustin Hoffman is truly one of the all-time greats. Maybe top five? 10:43 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  10. @Kwtaylor2 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!? 6:08 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to Kwtaylor2
  11. When Dane Cook has a near-death experience, does Louis CK's life flash before his eyes? 3:16 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  12. Delirium may be the first beer I've ever craved. Am I pregnant? Need to drink some more so I'll be able to pee on the stick. 2:12 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  13. I LURVE YOU CHARLES WOODSON!!!! GREEN BAYYYYYYYZ!!!!! 12:47 PM Nov 26th from web
  14. It's only fitting for the Detroit Lions to play every Thanksgiving, as much as they have the ball taken away from them. 6:41 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  15. HORCHATA TIME 3:50 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  16. Be the change you want to see in the world, so I'm spending the night dressing puppies in cute baby clothes. 5:02 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  17. @youngamerican Yeah, and Mulholland Drive had too much naked Naomi Watts. 2:44 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to youngamerican
  18. Monologue jokes for November Talk Show: http://gregbrainos.wordpres... 11:46 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. Rollergirls afterparty is INSANE!!! http://yfrog.com/1d606joj 10:13 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  20. If you want people to appreciate your shitty, humorless film, just slap the "dark comedy" label on it. So sick of that shit. 7:12 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  • Name Greg Brainos
  • Location North Carolina
  • Web http://gregbraino...
  • Bio Writer, comedian, emcee, gamer, and marketing genius.
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