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  1. sweating out my fever has provided me with something i have always wanted since childhood: a waterbed 3:01 AM Nov 22nd from web
  2. Panadol is like the greatest invention that mankind has come up with. after heated toilet seats and Poptarts. 2:44 AM Nov 22nd from web
  3. @syasyajam hey! sorry i didn't get to say bye, i thought you'd still be there at 5.50. have a safe flight! look me up if you ever come back 2:30 AM Nov 21st from web
  4. i have gone to the toilet 5 times in an hour. i could probably do anything i need to do with my eyes closed. NO MORE CAFFEINE. EVER 9:23 PM Nov 19th from web
  5. Dad: how'd you cut the ice cream cake so neatly? Me: i spent the whole day around Koreans. maybe it rubbed off on me 2:07 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. WHY AM I BRUISED ALL OVER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. have i been blacking out then getting secretly beaten up then waking up with amnesia? 12:44 PM Nov 16th from web
  7. drank more liquor than seems humanly possible. fell on my foot while dancing. tomorrow's hour at THIMUN is going to be one long fucking hour 12:42 PM Nov 16th from web
  8. @grooxcore <3 <3 <3 <3 10:40 AM Nov 16th from web
  9. i think someone punched me in the face while i was sleeping 8:36 PM Nov 14th from web
  10. i have a bruise/lump that hurts on my head...when the fuck did that happen 3:51 PM Nov 14th from web
  11. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 30 HOURS I'M GOING TO DIE 3:39 PM Nov 14th from web
  12. oh my fucking god i am so fucked up i can't sleep so i'm just uploading photos how am i gonna get up in time to clear the garbage out omg 10:07 AM Nov 14th from web
  13. WAIT IS IT SOBRE OR SOBER 8:41 AM Nov 14th from web
  14. UNSOBER AS A MOTHERFUCKER. TTYL TMR IF MY JAW ISN'T CLAMPED SHUT BY A TERRIBLE HANGOVER @GROOXCORE @OFLAHERTIE 8:29 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. my brother has agreed to buy unlimited alcohol for my bonfire on one condition: i call myself McLovin for a day. um, as if i don't already 7:31 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. things to note: never put Flight of the Conchords on your commute playlist if you don't want to look like a smiley psycho 7:27 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. @tgrmlk DON'T! DON'T!!!!!!! 11:02 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. @gweena OMG. I LOVE YOU AND I'LL EMAIL YOU. now purely out of curiosity: would they be willing to pay $200 for $121 tickets? 9:02 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. my mom has begun to ignore my insolent heckling. i called her "my favourite mother" and she didn't do a double take. I LIVE FOR NOTHING NOW 4:12 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. @lueylou it depends on how desperate people are! do you know how to work eBay? 12:05 AM Nov 12th from web