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GusTheFoxI just met a fox called Thomas Grunt. He said his gran invented wasps. I told him he was talking shit and kicked him in the shin.about 8 hours agovia webRetweeted by greenthing123 and 200 others
Sexpot_Sharoni went int green grocers an asked fer 4 cucumbers.. he sed "do u wan um hole or sliced?" i sed "IVE GOT A FANNY NOT A FUCKIN SLOT MASHINE"about 21 hours agovia webRetweeted by greenthing123 and 222 others
I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me,
probably because of all the Ipads I have won.3:13 AM May 30thvia Twitter for iPhone
ChelseaMeltdownIf we win 4 trophies for the next few years, which I think we will under Di Matteo then we will have more history than them bitter scousers.12:42 PM May 29thvia EchofonRetweeted by greenthing123 and 70 others
Eden Hazard won't play until January for Chelsea. He is yet to choose which airline he will fly with. British Airways, EasyJet or Ryanair.1:37 AM May 29thvia Twitter for iPhone