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  1. Made me laugh so hard it ejected the boll weevil > RT @badbanana: Bloomberg just paid $75 million to be mayor of everything on @foursquare.about 1 hour ago from Echofon
  2. My throat now feels like a boll weevil has taken up residence. And yes, I had to google how to spell that.about 1 hour ago from Echofon
  3. RT @mrsF5: WOW. #hcr Also: lone Republican, who are you?about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  4. @biorhythmist Totally! There was a even special Ning group for people writing "Novels, Manifestos & Bomb Threats in 30 Days."about 19 hours ago from Echofon in reply to biorhythmist
  5. How you learn what real terror is: the 1.5 seconds when you are unsure if the liquid just squirted in your eye is Visine or acne medicine.about 21 hours ago from web
  6. Literally got an email today asking me to add him as a Friend on Flickr or he would dump me as a contact. Really? Dump away, dude.about 23 hours ago from Echofon
  7. Most amusing sight at coffee shop: White nerd in the yellow belt kungfu outfit forcing his kid to say "buuuenooos deeas" to the cleanup guy.10:30 AM Nov 7th from web
  8. RT @Mike_FTW Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a Christian? Yeah, me neither.10:24 AM Nov 7th from web
  9. Back at the coffee shop near Dex's gym class, working on a PTA spreadsheet while trying not to cough all over the other patrons.9:54 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  10. Woke up with a wicked sore throat. I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed all those pigs last night.7:26 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  11. @askmanny @sixuntilme Amazing! Pregnancy is when they *found* my #diabetes bc my sugar were through the roof! (and congrats!!!)7:25 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  12. One final tweet RT @timbrauhn: RT @pierre: In case you still think we have greatest healthcare system in the world: http://bit.ly/2lwVVN9:51 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  13. Home, settled, chilled out. Thanks for the #followfriday love and have a great weekend!9:48 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  14. Taking advantage of the tropical weather in Denver for a First Friday artwalk.5:58 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  15. The Night I Fell On My Face For @ThePioneerWoman (and Greeblemix Winners!): http://lzl.me/F83:52 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. I moved the bowl of Kit Kats across the room so I get a bunch of extra steps on the Nintendo Activity Meter as I go to get one.1:15 PM Nov 6th from web
  17. Wow, Florida and Texas... I am really sorry.11:18 AM Nov 6th from Echofon
  18. Required lunching when it's Friday and 75 degrees in November: Mexican food on an outdoor patio with @bugfrog & @jamesshane.10:57 AM Nov 6th from Echofon
  19. Cool music-ish folks: @drpants @chrisblake @whip @ChrisReinhard @rockandrollmama @darrenbeachley @ararejul @CynicalDad @MusicSavvyMom #ff9:08 AM Nov 6th from web
  20. Check you out! @coloradogirl42 Tweeting! I am so proud. #hosb8:48 AM Nov 6th from web