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  1. Made me laugh so hard it ejected the boll weevil > RT @badbanana: Bloomberg just paid $75 million to be mayor of everything on @foursquare.
  2. My throat now feels like a boll weevil has taken up residence. And yes, I had to google how to spell that.
  3. RT @mrsF5: WOW. #hcr Also: lone Republican, who are you?
  4. @biorhythmist Totally! There was a even special Ning group for people writing "Novels, Manifestos & Bomb Threats in 30 Days."
  5. How you learn what real terror is: the 1.5 seconds when you are unsure if the liquid just squirted in your eye is Visine or acne medicine.
  6. Literally got an email today asking me to add him as a Friend on Flickr or he would dump me as a contact. Really? Dump away, dude.
  7. Most amusing sight at coffee shop: White nerd in the yellow belt kungfu outfit forcing his kid to say "buuuenooos deeas" to the cleanup guy.
  8. RT @Mike_FTW Remember when Timothy McVeigh blew up Oklahoma City and 80% of the news was about him being a Christian? Yeah, me neither.
  9. Back at the coffee shop near Dex's gym class, working on a PTA spreadsheet while trying not to cough all over the other patrons.
  10. Woke up with a wicked sore throat. I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed all those pigs last night.
  11. @askmanny @sixuntilme Amazing! Pregnancy is when they *found* my #diabetes bc my sugar were through the roof! (and congrats!!!)
  12. One final tweet RT @timbrauhn: RT @pierre: In case you still think we have greatest healthcare system in the world: http://bit.ly/2lwVVN
  13. Home, settled, chilled out. Thanks for the #followfriday love and have a great weekend!
  14. Taking advantage of the tropical weather in Denver for a First Friday artwalk.
  15. The Night I Fell On My Face For @ThePioneerWoman (and Greeblemix Winners!): http://lzl.me/F8
  16. I moved the bowl of Kit Kats across the room so I get a bunch of extra steps on the Nintendo Activity Meter as I go to get one.
  17. Wow, Florida and Texas... I am really sorry.
  18. Required lunching when it's Friday and 75 degrees in November: Mexican food on an outdoor patio with @bugfrog & @jamesshane.
  19. Cool music-ish folks: @drpants @chrisblake @whip @ChrisReinhard @rockandrollmama @darrenbeachley @ararejul @CynicalDad @MusicSavvyMom #ff
  20. Check you out! @coloradogirl42 Tweeting! I am so proud. #hosb