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  1. Biz Slips On Uni-tard.
  2. @sushikyc I love Emma too. She's adorable.
  3. @sushikyc Haha I love it too, obviously. Even though I kind of love-to-hate the people who play Rachel and Mr. Schuester.
  4. New story, 2426 words. It's almost scary how easy it is to write a (mostly) heartless narrator.
  5. Choreographing my life to a mashup between Halo and Walking on Sunshine.
  6. Fringe, you're blowing my mind. I'm still waiting for an epic battle between Walters 1 & 2, however.
  7. “Is it advertising? Is it PR? Is it aiding and abetting in fraud? Dunno for sure. But... we LOVE this thing.” http://bit.ly/8Yd5a
  8. Did I mention I FINISHED MY STORY. Holy everything.
  9. I like walking around Harlem listening to "Beverly Hills."
  10. Dear world, buy me these: http://bit.ly/13NLRd
  11. I changed the font of my story to Georgia and it's already so much better.
  12. God, if you help me finish this story I will become a better Catholic. Or a Jew. Whatever. It's your choice, big guy.
  13. I love clip-art. http://bit.ly/2wRe8b
  14. Is G-20 better than 3G? I'm confused. :P@oddworld18
  15. This is a good one: http://xkcd.com/638/
  16. And I don't want to dance with your shadow no more.
  17. Palindromic.
  18. Cell phone service temporarily canceled; life temporarily ruined.
  19. It's not confidential, that I've got potential.
  20. OH MY GOD 'COMMUNITY' YOU PICKED A REALLY APPROPRIATE TIME IN MY LIFE TO COME OUT.